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Trump: I'm the only president to pass. I passed 3 cognitive tests. And they're hard. They have a lion, a bear, a snake, and a camel. They say, which one is the snake? It's a very powerful test, very highly respected test, very well known test, 30 questions, very hard. I passed it all 3 times. I aced it
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He sabi the work.
Barack Obama: I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. And I know I looked good. It was tight. Crowd: Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Obama: Alright, alright. But I did.
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Automatic translation has to be the one of the top 5 updates on this app.
Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
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Can you at least show prove that you passed through the 4 walls of an educations institute?
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Master Aura farmer. Nobody better
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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God forbid you marry into a razz family mehn.
Toluwanisings’ Uncle Grants an Interview; “I represented the head of the family. 7 of us travelled from Ikirun to Ibadan, we got there at about 9:30am and we met the wife's mother, the wife's sisters, PA and Tolu's aunty. I was devastated when I saw them watching TV and eating. I had to ask the wife if truly Tolu d!ed because there was no sign of mourning. I told The PA to take me to the morgue so I can see Tolu's body. He refused. I had to call the other family members and they said I should arrest The PA, that was when he agreed to take us there. I then checked his body. I challenged the wife that there was a day Tolu's dad called her that even if Tolu is not checking on me, you should be checking on me but Tolu quickly took the phone from his wife and said 'don't destroy our home' but she denied. I asked the wife's mother where she was living and she said she lives in the house. I then told her that 'oh you live here and you see the living condition of Tolu's Dad'. I told the wife that Tolu should be buried in his house but she refused. She said she couldn't bear seeing his grave. I then gave an option of Ikirun but she said it was too far. I told her she must choose one She said she wanted a cemetery but I refused. I also told her that I heard Tolu gave her a house for her last birthday. She was just crying. I told her to look at Tolu's dad's condition and tell me if he was presentable. I put it to her that she planned to sell the house she is living now and that is why she doesn't want Tolu to be buried there. We are not after Tolu's property, we just want the right thing to be done. We have been told that if Tolu is buried in a public cemetery, something bad will happen. Before Tolu d!ed, he promised to give his dad N5million for business. He already got a shop for him and he was giving him at least 50k monthly. The last money he gave his dad was 80k.” ©️ShinroBlog
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This family has been very straight and nice. They made it clear they do not what any of the inheritance but do not take him to cemetery. Two options on the table : His House or His Father’s house in his hometown. If you lived in Ikirun at some point you will not underestimate them , this thing can become a whole town battle in court cases and they have a lot of prominent people .
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If e didn't dey, e no dey.
OUR 44th president. Let's finish what he started and guarantee healthcare for every American. 🇺🇸
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Well done
Watch till end (or skip to 1:30) 🥷🏽 Queen Of Mars… now showing on Prime Video
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That's why you now have to stitch Romeo and Juliet on your trad outfit to stand out.
Every wedding video looks the same. Every proposal video looks the same. Every wedding decor looks the same. Outfits are all very similar.
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I hope City Boiz give him a gig soon because I can't imagine all this is for free. I actually like his substack so ST, do the needful so he can keep up the church chronicles.
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Never ceases to amaze how Calm down is still in rotation on the radio stations here.
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That SNL Nollywood sketch was funny as hell
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You learn everyday
One of the major reasons why most men often strive so hard to build or own their house is just so it could serve as their resting place upon death. Yesterday, I witnessed in real time how you people vilified the idea of a man being buried in his own house. Ahh, twitter!!!
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Fugitive Adetunji Abudu, of Lagos, Nigeria, who fled the U.S. in 2019 after #FBI Boston executed a court authorized search of his residence in North Providence, RI, is now in custody after he attempted to re-enter the U.S. from Istanbul, Turkey. He's one of six defendants charged with laundering millions of dollars obtained through fraud schemes operated from Nigeria that primarily targeted elderly U.S. residents. Details @USAO_RI: ow.ly/6vzl51018nN
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Mase too funny man
I just know Jay z HATE to hear Cam and Mase laugh 🤣🤣
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The numbers are not adding up
𝗙𝗚 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗡70,000 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘂𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝘅 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/fg-approves-n700…
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I say make I check score and it's like my eye dey pain me.
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$100m loun loun
ATLANTA - Akinade Adedeji Raheem, a Nigerian citizen who allegedly conspired to file fraudulent tax returns seeking over $100 million in refunds using stolen identities, was arraigned yesterday on federal fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft charges after his extradition from Benin. justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/nig… @NDGAnews @IRS_CI @TIGTA @DOJFraudDiv
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