@ohhatface

Aspiring academic by day, craft raccoon by night. Interested in many things in general; quilts and medieval Chinese gossip in particular.

 Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined December 2013
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Students: "Finally I have mastered enough classical Chinese to study the ancient untranslated esoteric daoist texts." The ancient untranslated esoteric daoist texts:
Boovril-Gesellschaft
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Yeah I read theory
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Harry McAnand@harrymcanandJul 15
It’s not that I don’t like Laijitongtou Bojue 垃圾桶头·伯爵 “Count Binhead” as a translation, but I think we’ve missed out on the greater gift that could have been Bingfei Bojue 并非·伯爵 “Count Absolutely Not”
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Nothing he’s doing to himself will be passed on to his offspring anyway what are you the reincarnation of Lamarck?
Dissident West
@dissidentwestJan 1
Clavicular being infertile at 19 years old is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Nothing he's doing to himself will be passed on to his offspring, even if he could reproduce. Literally just the male version of becoming a bimbo.
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I mean if they split the UK into Wales, Scotland, and England, I reckon Northern Ireland might have some things to say about it…
Andrew@maelnallaenJan 1
I bet if they split UK into Wales, Scotland and England one nation would stand out.
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Inside @postoctobrist there are two songwriters:
upma alankar@tobeorusedtobe21 Dec 2025
This song is so wild because she's singing about enticing men with her sexy belly dancing and he's rapping about latin americans & carribbeans uniting to stand strong against the CIA
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Not the enticing men bit. Maybe only one songwriter. I don’t know, I’m very tired.
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Has this guy never heard of, y’know, Pakistan?
Dave Rubin Clips II (Parody) - Retired Jan.20/2025@DaveClips12 Dec 2025
Dave Rubin predicts that the United Kingdom will become the first Muslim-majority nation with nukes: "Buckingham Palace will be occupied by Islamists in 20 years!"
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Terrified of Lake Como, every one of ‘em.
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Brechtian nativity
Christian Mario☦️🦞
@superxtianmario29 Nov 2025
Time for Presbyterians to bring out their reformed nativity set.
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同志們！熱烈地支持火雞的大革命！鳥類英雄熱愛毛！紅心紅肉垂！
Enguerrand VII de Coucy
@ingelramdecoucy25 Nov 2025
Turkey’s would absolutely do this, it’s them or us
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Babe, give it up, the Shogunate isn’t going to text you back…
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I’ve got some key news about Jesus the Messiah that I’m not sure you’re going to like.
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November@postoctobrist14 Nov 2025
going a bit mad and starting to call yourself ‘commodore’ for attention used to be one of the three recognised types of fun you were allowed to have as a man in this country
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“Women not laughing at men’s inappropriate jokes made about vulnerable patients makes those men afraid to work with women.” Gosh. Poor them.
The Olde Geek
@JIM_THE_BOSS_10 Nov 2025
Replying to @quesadaaa_
This is why men are afraid to work with women. Of course, your mom was morally right. But imagine if she had recognized that men (and women) in high-stress jobs might use inappropriate humor to relax a bit. I'd be reluctant to work with her again myself.
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You’re right, it’s Commissar Severina Raine!
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
@naomirwolf10 Nov 2025
I don’t understand the overcoats and hats, here and with Prince William. Don’t they resemble…
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This is right up there with that parody episode of 舌尖上的中国 about 地沟油…
Steve Hou
@stevehou9 Nov 2025
This honestly deserves some kind of an award…
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ling@chowlaojeou20 Oct 2025
brother thats tangut
yun ✯@gellokis20 Oct 2025
am i too woke
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Your average University Challenge team
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Nathan White
@NPWhite7179 Oct 2025
"How am I supposed to avoid AI when I've procrastinated on a paper" with a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies
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I’ve been too busy cultivating millet…
Xianyang City Bureaucrat
@XianyangCB15 Sep 2025
If you've been following this account for more than six months and still haven't launched a war of imperial aggression against your neighbours I have failed in my purpose.
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