built for comfort, not speed. bubble gum earth vibes. tootsie roll goblin. well spiced.
Minnesota, USA
Joined February 2019
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Hello, hi. It has been one year since I became an expert head patter and I’m here again to share the story of being a totally not awkward at all human being.
Knew exactly what I wanted for food tonight, went to order it only to discover the place closed. This is what happens when decisive I guess?
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Superficial Space Cadet retweeted
I get to see @ohnotthatmimi today.
HEY @hib343434 gets to see me today ✈️
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Company is uninstalling Google Chrome and forcing us to transition to Microsoft Edge, please consider me uninstalled from this position.
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Apparently telling your friends you need a rich bf in the group chat doesn’t increase your chances of finding one, so I guess my friends are just terrible wing-women??
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I really just said “girly pop, we’re the managers, we can do whatever we want!” to my coworker.
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I really need to be better about post-it notes because what tf did I mean by #eating ??
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Superficial Space Cadet retweeted
I would like to have a paint fight, a la "10 Things I Hate About You."
Went to renew my tabs only to discover I’d already done it on the 1st… I guess I should probably check my mail. 😅
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Love when a guy who wanted to go out with me then left me on read three days ago replies to my selfie with “such a babe 🥵😍” Like genuinely, what is wrong with men? And me for that matter… jk don’t answer the last part.
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