Your mom’s favorite hockey player. Absolute degenerate. #lgrw

Shaolin
Joined January 2024
On this day in 1995, the @DetroitRedWings became the first NHL team to feature five Russian players on the ice at the same time #Hockey365 #LGRW
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Michael Brandsegg-Hitgawd
Michael Brandsegg-Nygard had 11 Hits tonight❗️ … I REPEAT… Michael Brandsegg-Nygard had 11 Hits tonight❗️ (38 in last 7 GP - 5.4 per game)
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Easiest choice of my entire life
you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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These old Sergei Fedorov Nike commercials are PEAK>>
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Today’s a great day to trade Dylan Larkin. #lgrw
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Early into tonight's game, Sidney Crosby took a karate chop from the linesman, who was signalling the play onside 😭😵‍💫
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If the red wings trade Seider for literally any other player in the national hockey league I will chop my dick off with a Chinese cleaver and eat it on live. Fucking frenchies I stg
Plus j'observe attentivement #LGRW, plus je me demande. Est-ce que Kent Hughes est en discussion pour un joueur jamais nommé jusqu'ici... Moritz Seider? Draper est peut-être en train d'évaluer un MEGA package: Noah Dobson +++👀🔥 #GoHabsGo #habs #ghg #ch #canadiens #redwings #NHL
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Damn that’s crazy. It’s almost like Yzer had a plan.
Man for all the shit Yzerman got it’s pretty cool watching 3 of his prospects become bona-fide top-6/top-4 players at the same time. #LGRW
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Me and who
A horse tastes banana and questions it's entire life
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Oh. Wow.
brady tkachuk conceived from precum
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If Chris Ilitch was any dumber we’d have to water him. And we would not.
Chris Johnston: Re Simon Edvinsson: What's tripping the Red Wings up to some degree is they have Moritz Seider signed at 8.5 million long term, and I think Edvinsson would be viewed as their 2nd best defenseman; they would want that to be a ceiling - Chris Johnston Show (10/16)
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Just put Larkin on waivers and trade Edvinsson for future considerations at this point so the “insiders” shut the hell up. My feed looks like a roll of used toilet paper. Just shit everywhere.
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🚨BREAKING: Rumors are circulating that Danila Yurov’s recent improved play has complicated trade talks with #mnwild  and #lgrw . Many NHL execs saying Larkin is “not a significant upgrade” over Yurov. 👀
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Pierre LeBron: Shawn Horcoff I think hopes to become an astronaut when he grows up and have a house on the moon, which I don't think is realistic myself - Mydick in the Afternoon (10/14)
Pierre LeBrun: Shawn Horcoff I think hopes to change Dylan Larkin's mind over time and have him want to stay in Detroit, which I don't think is realistic myself - Melnick in the Afternoon (10/14)
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Put the fucking C on his chest yesterday
Moritz Seider seemed like a natural leader as soon as he arrived in Detroit. The Red Wings defenseman explained how his leadership style was built — and how key it’s been during this wild time in Hockeytown. “It wasn’t easy for me to have tough conversations growing up. I think that’s something you learn along the way, that they have to be done,” he said. “Both parties will leave the room with a better feeling eventually, and you grow more after.”
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Puckface Killah retweeted
if i get to heaven and see french canadians i'm deadass leaving
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Kolesar > Larkin
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Detroit Red Wings on 2026-10-17:
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