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graveyard smash

@oldlinds

I don’t like people playing on my phone

 Chicago, IL
Joined August 2017
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I’m really happy for the brewers fans. but i want to see my team win a World Series so badly. maybe one day
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it’s my birthday and officially the last year of my 30s and i can’t imagine a better life
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thanks everybody you’re all so nice i love you guys, my friends
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every bar should come w/ a babysitter for each patron. before u go get another drink, they will administer a field sobriety test and have you testify before an on-site judge that you have the capacity to understand and consent to being charged money in exchange for a miller lite
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you see takes on here and read the things people say….and sometimes just have to stop and practice gratitude for getting to be a normal person.
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i bet seeing your team win the World Series feels so good. maybe one day
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lol this is like that scene in ycse when Billy says he’s going to ruin everybody
Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 (@RealChitTalker) profile pictureChit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalkerOct 27
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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EVERYBODY?!
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I’m not one to tell anybody how to parent, but if you’re team is in the World Series…gotta let the kids stay up and watch even if it goes late. i still haven’t gotten over not being allowed to do that in 1997. Granted, we lost. In a cataclysmic and devastating way, but still
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*your. oh man
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graveyard smash@oldlinds19 Oct 2022
can’t believe i have to wait until april to get smacked in the face with a foul ball at a major league baseball game
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it’s cute that they have a little picture of Bart hanging up on the wall
Every Moment of The Simpsons in Order (@SimpsonsOrderX) profile pictureEvery Moment of The Simpsons in Order
@SimpsonsOrderXOct 27
S1 E9 ‘Life on the Fast Lane’ | 60 of 508
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I also love the little gag of Marge’s hair requiring another picture and Homer having a framed photo of himself on his nightstand
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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because it’s puke
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Celebrating Halloween 2 weekends in a row. don’t #mind if i do
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they have to start making nba coaches run suicides at practice
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go Cavs
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somebody just got on the bus with a shirt that says “cunt sun, cunt moon, cunt rising.”
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you can see everything is fun as hell in a packed theater
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