there's something wrong with me but i'm too AWESOME to worry about it right now

i'd like to welcome you all to the third annual spit swap featuring fun and games!

swapping spit by mail is going to be the next big thing

made it home free and i'm reeeally missing scott

i fuck ugly women because i'm woke

resident evil wasn't very good but i liked seeing the guy get crushed by the desk

they don't even fire you properly anymore, my manager just hit me with the: you're

heya bimbay

if you die in parramatta you don't die in real life

the 194 bus takes more lives than it saves

your flaws are not flaws, through the leaks in the pipes we water the ground beneath

go outside

i will be releasing a joi that is also an analogy for women's struggles in the creative industry

they're hitting me in the head with a large rock today but it's okay i'm into that

introducing my new 'pelvis first' walking technique to emo night, only to realise that the men got there first

she's using me for my torturable eyes and stupid looking everything else