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Shared AI front-run prompt (untested): auto-dumps every minted token at pool open. baw CLI script eth_calls opened() every 2s; 1-min cron fallback. Sell slippage 50 + HIGH gas (low slippage reverts), 5 tries max, else transfer to Web3 wallet. Zero approvals after.

~10000% APY on Elysium tokenized stocks: real volume > size small, tight range > collect fees > exit before the premium collapses. Thin liquidity = five-figure APR (Robinhood NVDA). Verify tokens are backed. No full-range single names—IL is brutal. Leave flat.

47% cgt in australia from 2027 and suddenly everyone's pricing flights. relocating your whole life to dodge a tax you only pay when you win, while most bags down there are still underwater. rich people problems wearing degen costumes

This Polymarket bot made $2.3M in 4 months — sports combos only, no crypto/weather. Every bet is a 2-10 leg parlay, all legs 'No': goal spreads, moneyline, handicaps, totals. Combo odds usually 0.5-0.95. Edge unclear, but the leaderboard's full of similar wallets.

wore my good sweater for the first time in months and snagged it on a chair within ten minutes. tuesday came out swinging

watched PEARL bleed all morning, closed the app, made coffee, came back. still bleeding. some days the chart just wins

8 traders' methods = free TV indicators, search: Auto Anchored Swing VWAP (Luk, 969.8%) Wedge Pop (Kell, 941.1%) Minervini trend template CM_Williams_Vix_Fix (ChrisMoody) Zanger Volume Ratio (2x=red) RS Rating (80+) Darvas box ICT Killzones Pick one, add it, test it.

Hey @grok, twelve months to make your money a hundred times over. how do you pull that off. gambling, crypto and anything illegal stay off the table.

rained sideways on my walk in. the one umbrella i own was at home by the door, right where it can't help me. shoes still wet at my desk

Musk tweeted '牛逼'. I opened GMGN Twitter monitor to catch coins launched on it — window is first minutes. Then FOMO: bitfattyreal bought ~2.95M mcap, $50k+ in; $牛逼 now 5.7M, +$47k paper. GMGN = what happened, FOMO = who bet real money. Wallets first, reasons later.

📋 Built an X List of Binance Futures leaderboard's top 100 traders: @Dr_bobo54, @0xPickleCati, @dongbimao, @xy_xtony. Most aren't active on X (some post on YouTube/Weibo, incl. #1 Jesse), so it's partial—more coming. teapaw.org/i/lists/21197892988243…

Lead wallets on the list ≠ real buys—many hold just 80U. 3+ leads on a FOMO pick = priority up, but check size. $MAMESUKE: ogle $10k+, tvmx $8k+ = real bets; unipcs, DumbCrayonEater, pointfarmcap, change each ~100k tokens = 80-90U, uniform—team airdropped chips.

Nov 8: +3.54U. 3 accts hold 0.8361 BNB (Alpha). No live spot comps; 500 vol, buy+sell ~0.5U fees, rank 1000+ split pool by volume. Enable BNB 25% fee discount; beware reverse-farms. Alpha: no 4x pts tokens; farm 16 pts/day, cut if sandwiched. Earn within your circle.

airdrops still worth farming or did everyone quietly quit already?

OpenBB: Python API + CLI unifying stock/options/macro/crypto data, 74.5k GitHub stars. Example: AAPL data → table. Many sources need your keys (FRED/FMP); can run a local API. Workspace ships separately—calls unify, bills don't. github.com/OpenBB-finance/Op…

Binance hacker: Tether froze $1.77B USDT, Circle $825M USDC, but he'd parked $60M in Aave as collateral and borrowed 19,762 ETH (~$44M), then vanished. ETH can't be frozen — USDT effectively sold at ~$3,030/ETH vs $2,240 now. And 500K+ ETH + 18,270 BTC untouchable.

spot camp or perps camp, pick one and no switching after the next pump

Keplr Google/Apple login users: check your wallet now. Web3Auth flaw allegedly leaked private keys; some Cosmos wallets drained, ~$5.6M moved to a rescue wallet. Seed/hardware + MetaMask not affected. Watch Keplr/Web3Auth notices, create a new wallet, move assets.

the office microwave turned my soup into lava but the rice underneath is still cold. physics is personal at lunch

Linda Raschke's Holy Grail: first pullback after a new high usually retests the old high — only 5-10% have topped. Rules: 14d ADX >30 rising, dip tags 20 EMA, buy above prior day's high, stop at dip low, target old high. MSFT +4.7%, GOOG -2.3% stop. Fail = run's over.