Angry Bartender

Patron: A corona.. And a Mojito... And a red wine... And a vodka lemonade... Me: $9. And $17. And $7. And $9. #ordereverythingatonce

The evidence shows it would benefit many people, and raise money via tax #YESToPot

Don't book for 5, knowing full-well there are only 4 of you, but you are all fat as fuck so you need the extra room! #fatpeopleproblems

Parents, why insist on sitting in the corner, meaning you have to navigate my restaurant with your minibus pram? #selfishassholes

I was still broke & serving idiots #lifebeforeabbott

@Server_Bitch I love my Mum, but I fucking hate Mother's Day! #serverlife

Customer at bar: One soda please Me: $4 thanks Customer: *hands over credit card* Me: *looks for sharp object* #dontwastemytime

@PissedServer Saturday night: "Hi, I booked for 14 but there's only 3 of us now, hope that's ok" #raging #inconsiderate #FFFFUUUU

Parents with prams #thingsihate

Hope @BrendanFevola25 isn't going to the #Brownlow tonight. Complete flog. Would be a nightmare to serve #cutoff #youvehadenough

What a shit weekend! #ilovemondays #hospitalitylyf #myfirstTweet #imangry @angrywaiter @angrybartender @angryserver775