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*ੈ✩‧₊˚ shauna shipman defender, melissa hat stan, NY jets shitposting

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Joined October 2025
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GUYS REPLY TO BE IN A YELLOWJACKETS GROUP CHAT IM MAKING ONE
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this is illegal in the uk now
your tits look so heavy you should rest them on my face
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why can’t you hear him crying
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every time i think about melissa hat, i get giddy like a child at 4am on christmas morning. it’s too early, she’s not here yet, but she’s so close
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gotta watch the jets in person next sunday i hate my life
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commentators saying the mahomes “injury” looked “gruesome” could they ride him any harder
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FIELDS FUMBLING AND JETS RECOVERING YOU COULDNT WRITE IT
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LMAOOOO FIELDS STILL SUCKS
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STOP OLÉING THERES 6 MINUTES LEFT WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
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refs are handing the leafs this game these jerseys are fucking cursed
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eva ᯓ✈︎ retweeted
like are we fr rn
everyone saying “wait melissa’s hot?” like that hasn’t been jenna burgess the entire time
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her not being able to get on the camera without looking she’s so baby girl
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do any oomfs play gta online i need someone to do doomsday+cayo w me
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eva ᯓ✈︎ retweeted
I know yall asses ain’t Hopping on the mel hat train.
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when you have a friend
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yall over reacting, it’s the start of knicks and rangers seasons, with some college basketball games, UFC matches, and the artists who have been pre booked for months, it’s just not practical
MSG responds to Macklemore's claim that the arena turned down his "Free Palestine" tour: "We have some of the busiest venues in the world with extremely limited availability and he's not an arena level act." 🔗: tmz.com/2026/11/06/madison-s…
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