Retweeted by Grimes and Allison Harvard in the same week. Followed by Wheatus, not that you asked. I NEVER make spellimg mistake.

Ohio, USA
Joined October 2023
Little progress update
This took a lot of courage to post so be nice plz. I've been working so hard at this for so long.
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Idk how wild the sex is, I'm not stepping on your face. That's fucking crazy
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𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 retweeted
Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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They should make a superhero called "Microwave Man" Who's power is being super hot on the outside and freezing cold in the middle
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I love telling couples "you two are perfect for eachother" then seeing which ones gets mad
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Browns can't go 10 minutes without pissing me off
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This NFL game in Paris feels like going to your friends house to hang out while their parents are getting a divorce
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Comments are all Nazis that can't do basic fucking math lol
This weighs the same as two full laundry baskets
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Really want to see a game where they ALL wear guardian helmets. I'm trying to see something
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United Healthcare doing commercials now is so funny. Like p-pu-pweese don't murder us 👉👈 🥺
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College Gameday being in Utah for 2 weeks is Mormon propaganda and I for one, have HAD IT! #FUCKJOSEPHSMITH
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𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣 𝔦 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 retweeted
who did it better?
'Obsession' star Inde Navarrette met the girl who plays Nikki at the Universal Studios Hollywood's Halloween Horror Nights
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I might not be light as a feather but I'm definitely stiff as a board
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You could explain how records work a 1000 times and I still wouldn't understand it
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"Well you're weird, racist, smell like piss, and have no actual friends. Let's go buy you a gun."
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Fucking Ravens fan
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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No, you told me all these people moved lol
Kathy Hochul holding fundraiser at The Dakota - whose residents all have second homes - despite hated pied-a-terre tax trib.al/7Ys4bL7
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This song takes on a total different vibe when you consider it might be a threat
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