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Joined March 2012
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Women always posting they want intelligent men. When I approach them, they discover they prefer handsome men.
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I make 36 years today. Grateful to everyone who has played a part. I've lived a good life, mostly resisiting the urge to be "normal". Normal is too crowded From a hyper-active kid whose mum needed two nannies to a curious observer & life-long learner, still glad to be here🎂🎈🎁
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Hey Friday! We Outside 🔥🔥 Serving nothing buh vibes all night long… turn up!! TheMasEffect💯📌
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I have a degree in accounting and finance but I sell cakes for a living…How about you?
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Someone tell me this is not my bestie who sells land! 😂😂😂
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Gen Elweru has some important message for Y'all 🤔
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Starting with you. You are an OB. So that is how you steal.
If the headmaster can steal money, imagine the students that have gone through the school💀
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I think that question is better answered by other people. Do you want me to tag them?
Replying to @DailyMonitor
@onlyzeno is corruption part of the syllabus at the mighty school, or is it an extracurricular activity?
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MEET THE UCCF BOARD | Moses Echodu (@mechodu_), Executive Director & Board Secretary Moses Echodu’s work for children with cancer is rooted in lived experience. More than 25 years after receiving treatment for Burkitt lymphoma at the Uganda Cancer Institute, he leads the Uganda Child Cancer Foundation as Executive Director and serves as Board Secretary. His advocacy spans school awareness programmes, Uganda’s National Cancer Control Plan and the steering committee for the Global Initiative for Childhood Cancer Control in Uganda. A Mandela Washington Fellow and NCDI Poverty Network Fellow, he brings the survivor’s perspective into decisions about access and support. His conviction: all children deserve access to cancer care and the opportunity to live a full, productive life. Supporting @UCCF_Official. Meet the full board and learn more about UCCF’s mission: ceo.co.ug/uganda-child-cance… #UCCF #ChildhoodCancer #Leadership
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Exchanged vows by the river this weekend. It was beautiful River Nile Jinja.
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This used to hit different during campus drinkups.. coupled with white Mischief Pombe.
“All Star” Smash Mouth 1999
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A medical bed has existed in a corner of my parents living room for slightly over 3 years. Alhamdulillah. May Allah heal us. May Allah heal our parents
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Heads of Intelligence trained by DDR. Yacobo Zuma Jakaya Kikwete. Emerson Munangagwa Some others who planned coups and insurgencies across Africa. Communism is the best planner of insurgency. ESKOM had their plants hit. They even threatened the Nuclear silo.
Everywhere in the 3rd world that punches above its weight has intelligence services set up by the DDR. East Germany was like the only time in History high-T actual White people became Communist and it was so dangerous we all agreed it can never be allowed to happen again.
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Former Subaru owners .
God said sharing is caring,but I've noticed that women who drive Noahs don't give way on the road. Especially those who sit on a cushion to get a better view of their car's bonnet.
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Nothing pisses off these toxic feminists like kids growing up and choosing their “deadbeat” fathers 😂😂😂
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Just checked in at the 2026 #BallonDor Still taking it all in #CKSports
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“… strands of blood vessels connecting FUFA President Moses Magogo to Satellite Plus Systems are thick and nearly appended at URSB.” @TheLoveDre wrote this in 2021. Records link Magogo to dodgy games firm monitor.co.ug/uganda/sports/…
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It is frustrating to watch other countries debate artificial intelligence, scientific breakthroughs, and the future of humanity while your own society is still struggling to provide reliable electricity, clean water, decent roads, and functional hospitals.
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Thanks for everyone who sacrificed their lunch for this week towards this good cause. 340,000 UGX was collected and sent to the family
I need 5 people we forsake our lunch for next week and chip in here
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Replying to @ArindaWright
@ArindaWright thanks for stopping by! We'll do both things once that knee is alright!
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This paper answers why confident idiots run the world. Cornell University published a psychological paper that explains every terrible boss, every loud influencer, and every broken corporate hierarchy. It’s called “Unskilled and Unaware of It.” they tested participants across logic, grammar, and humor to measure the gap between actual performance and self-perception. And the results are wild. participants scoring in the bottom 12th percentile consistently believed they were operating in the 62nd percentile. they were not lying. they were literally incapable of recognizing their own incompetence. the paper revealed a brutal paradox: the exact skills required to master a domain are the exact same skills required to accurately evaluate your own competence in that domain. if you lack the skill, you inherently lack the cognitive capacity to realize you are failing. this creates a dangerous systemic loop. the incompetent are blessed with absolute, blinding certainty. their brain protects them from their own ignorance, allowing them to speak first, demand authority, and never second-guess their decisions. meanwhile, the actual experts suffer the exact inverse. top performers in the study consistently underestimated their rank. because a task was easy for them, they falsely assumed it was easy for everyone else. they hesitate. they obsess over nuance. they assume they have nothing unique to add. we are biologically wired to confuse confidence with competence. the loudest person in the room gets promoted, gets funded, and gets the microphone, not because they know what they are doing, but because they are physically incapable of seeing what they don't. the only defense mechanism is building systems that stop rewarding absolute certainty and start demanding proof of work.
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