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Nigerian | Scorpio | LA

Joined July 2013
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When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it
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One of my favorite Black tv show tropes is where the main character promises to have a famous celebrity perform at an event and they then have to find the celebrity and convince them at the last minute to come perform and then the celebrity ends up coming.
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We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.
we’re actually doomed
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If i ever say “right right” its like this
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So many couples are calling it quits, but my grandparents have been rocking together since they were 17. That’s how I know love is truly magical when you find the right person 🤎🥹 #BlackLove
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This is who we have to depend on to vote during the midterms
4 bms is not the same as 4 bds
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I wonder if there are any 17 year old white boys who got named barack in the heat of the moment
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the amount of times I’ve rewatched it since it came on netflix… this is truly a loss for me
Girlfriends has officially been removed from Netflix Marking the end of its six-year licensing run.
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I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.
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As SOON as you finish eating, they done recalled the meal you just ate 😭
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And then I opened the tweet—
The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)  —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)
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i do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I'm just tryna read the description. Like pls, you making me anxious
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Quiet on the creek means shut the fuck up before you scare the fish away
I knew I was straight male when I didn’t know what quiet on the creek meant
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british people at the end of their texts
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I saw a little girl who looked to be around 8 in the bathroom washing her hands & I said “wow you’re so pretty!” & then when I got into the stall I heard her tell her mom & her mom said “see, I told you!”
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Someone said I look like her and till this day I don’t see it
Still beautiful.
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It’s actually insane that running for class president at 17 means you’ve committed to planning your high school reunion at 27.
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Yall know what would’ve been the perfect cherry on top to Spend Dat? A lil JT verse.
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Five Below and Dollar Tree really gotta change the name. Niggas false advertising
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We used to be a society
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