@oopsanonbinary

they/them. funny adjacent. tiktok micromicro celebrity

Joined April 2022
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It’s impressive how much Bill Skarsgård looks like a Tim Burton drawing come to life
She Heathered on my Heather until I Veronica’d
She ikea’d on my world market until I pier 1 imported
Being afraid of clowns is weird if you think about it. Like, what other person just doing their job are you afraid of? Waiters?
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Has anyone suggested that the actors that repeatedly work with Mike Flanagan be called The Flanagang?
A Midcummer Night’s Cream
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If your haters are your motivators then call me your pep squad
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(Tweets that are also potential Fall Out Boy song titles)
August is a war crime
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Get this woman her Emmy pronto
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A fan edit to Lucy Dacus’ “I Don’t Wanna Be Funny Anymore” of Tony Soprano
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I was already garbage at small talk pre-pandemic but now I basically just say, “the weather sure is sports wife isn’t it?” before burrowing underground for seventeen years
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Honestly I think we’d immediately enter unbridled utopia if we just had one highly inhabited social media platform that just did old school chronological no algorithm feeds. Everything I hate about the internet is in being unable to opt out of them
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I just! Want a feed somewhere that’s my friends in chronological order! I want them sharing too much information and being too excited about things and being enthusiastic about life! I’m pissed that that got deemed cringe but making the general public suicidal didn’t!!
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Anyway gonna take this nightmare app off my phone for awhile, hit me up where you know how to find me
Look I love cats okay, I own a cat, but cats are awful and should try being more like dogs, and if you say I hate cats for saying it, you’re a fucking moron
Me: I’m not prone to conspiracy thinking Also my brain, after a bunch of children barely alive in 2005 convinced me that the Summer of Like happened: wrrrrr
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Genuinely I was a queer little freak at this time obsessed with like Bert McCracken kissing every dude on Warped Tour and if I’d known about SoL then, I would have never left my Emo cringe phase. You hear me?? NEVER
i am living for “I wanna argue”
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