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Women will be like "hi I'm Dr. Physician, MD. I'll be the doctor that's doctoring you today in this hospital where I'm a physician" and people will still submit complaints saying that they never got to see a doctor
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When I was young (like between 7th and 9th grade) one of my younger siblings had a singing Elmo toy. They decided to try to have a bath with it and broke it (kids be dumb sometimes) but kept it just to play with it without the sound. BUT before it went completely dead…
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I’m at the bird law violation. I’m at the tree law violation. I’m at the combination bird law tree law violation.
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25% of injectable drugs in the US
cool cool cool 🙃
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Phew this makes it a lot less terrifying
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One time Elon was on a plane he offered to buy a horse for the flight attendant if she would jerk him off.
She ended up being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in a settled sexual harassment lawsuit.
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I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.
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I'm in a Facebook group called This cat is G R O M P Y and it's recently been taken over by a rescue kitten called Tater Tot and I am living for it. I am a Tater Tot stan. – at Dunbar, Scotland
IDK why eve6 is coming to Jackson of all places but goddammit I'm there
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Lesson learned- do not tell a Spanish man that you think onion would be a good addition to paella. He will look at you like you just punched him square in the face. Sooo dramatic 😂



























