Open Guard

Easy pancake recipe: two eggs, cup of flower, 1 gallon of water, a box of kraft dinner, 3 hot pockets, 1/2 can of caviar ,pinch of salt.

Sometimes drinking. Often thinking , never blinking , cheeseburger

Library attendance in Windsor expected to rise 20 percent.

God bless those lamas

From efukt to married in 8 months: open-guard.com/

X-mas at the nursing home.... Check out my newest holiday blog :) open-guard.com/

Always nice to be home for the holidays. I only wish I stayed around long enough to see my dad's reaction to the gay Tied commercial.

I just realised its Xmas eve night and I'm still in my pyjamas. #singlelife #playingthefield

2015 wish list: @joerogan and @TheSherdoggy get together for the best mma podcast eva. #MakeItHappen

Today is a special day to buy shit #BlackFriday

Karaoke induced suicide

Flip phone and fanny pack, a one-two punch. #OCTranspo

Monday morning is that far way. Check out my latest blog about partying in the suburbs: open-guard.com:

Nothing like waking up to the sunset channel on your couch. #inspired

Went to the states today, think I got the black lung, I mean ebola.

Are we completely fucked? Or at the tip of something beautiful? In my newest blog I'll explain how I have no idea. open-guard.com

Inspiring performance from @CatZingano #UFC178

Isn't a little weird that no one even heard of #isis a couple months ago?

Sometimes #boners