Wyoming, MI
Joined October 2011
#VoiceSaveMark we can do it!
Travis Knoll retweeted
RT to save Mark now. You have 5 MINUTES! #VoiceSaveMark
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When @BarackObama speaks, there is occasional, mid-sentence silence. I miss the sound of a President thinking about the impact of his words.
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When one has a lil too much stuffing and pie
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Queen is the only band where each individual member has written more than one #1 hit.
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Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand. #food4thought
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When the winds of change blow, some people build walls & others build windmills. #gowiththeflow
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Travis Knoll retweeted
Maybe you should call your employees and let them know if we have power or not, just a thought. – at Michigan, USA
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Fuck Pizza Hut I don't recommend ever getting a job there. – at Hastings, MI
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Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.
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Americans who are anti-immigration are like former waiters who don't tip.
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Instead of an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, I think all gay men have @KChenoweth on one and @kathygriffin on the other.
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It's called live theatre...
As embryos, the first human part to develop is our anus. So in a way, all human beings start off as assh***s.
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Travis Knoll retweeted
Yes, I'm boycotting @ChickfilA because it's run by intolerant bigots. But mostly because of my stance against shitty chicken sandwiches.
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Travis Knoll retweeted
It's funny that "Salad" sometimes means "A healthy mix of..." and sometimes means "blended with mayonnaise..."
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