ain’t got no money and I ain’t got no hair

Joined March 2009
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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arachnophobia is so lame bro just let spiders get married
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Anyone looking to sell a full Analord set with binder too preferably
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Girl Afraid is the best The Smiths song
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Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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‘In 2926 somebody died…’
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I see the estate of Bowie are marking what would’ve been his 80th birthday in January with a year-long money grab
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My dad destroyed all my computer magazines because he saw one had a review of the Elvira #C64 game in @CommodoreFormat with a tiny image of her next to the screenshots
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark was released on this day in 1988.
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Heidi’s grandfather is a cunt
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The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up
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The Skywalker Saga will continue until morale improves.
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👏🏻👏🏻😆😆
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every city in britain is designed so that if you buy a sausage roll from greggs and start walking in any direction, the exact moment you finish eating, you are directly outside another greggs. a very dangerous place to be
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It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.
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Rosie Assmelt United States, Census, 1900
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My protein goal is just to settle down with a nice woman who I love
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