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I know nothing, consciousness is an illusion, time was a mistake

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Joined February 2008
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Yeah, therapy is great and all, but have you felt the inner peace after pairing up a big pile of socks without a straggler?
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Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology. (Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)
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Replying to @RepBoebert
Lauren Breitbart hates this poster. So whatever you do — don’t like it or retweet it. Thanks. – at Los Angeles, CA
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BREAKING: Rebekah Jones, the COVID scientist who Ron DeSantis fired for exposing his hiding the true numbers of COVID deaths in Florida, wins her primary & will now face accused child sex-trafficker and Trumper Congresman Matt Gaetz. RT IF YOU SUPPORT REBEKAH JONES AGAINST GAETZ!
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BREAKING: The first of the three men convicted of murdering Ahmaud Arbery is sentenced to ANOTHER life term plus 10 years for federal hate crimes charges. RT IF YOU THINK IT’S WHAT HE DESERVES!
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George Floyd Square sits directly on the Metro's planned D line. Community has said for years that MPD has over-policed the area in an attempt to force a fire-sale. Both MPD & LMPD fucked up the harassment campaigns w/public murders. This is why we stand. #NoJusticeNoStreets
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Morning y'all. This is the only thing I need you to see today bc way too many ppl think we're all tinfoil be-hatted at GFS. #BreonnaTaylor
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It’s that time of year again when we talk about all of @IlhanMN’s major successes as a legislator that we don’t hear about in the media! Let's start with a huge one: the MEALS Act.
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Yes, people should prepare for job interviews. No, people should not take a month off in order to study for your interview, only to never use those skills on the job. This is typical in software hiring, but it's exclusionary. I'm mad that I still need to yell about this.
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Well that didn't take long. We decided to take a trip on Amtrak with the kids for spring break. 9 hours into a pleasant ride, a man was suddenly standing next to me, shouting across me at my 6yo son, "Remember what I told you. They stole you. They're pedophiles." 🧵
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In the last five days, more than half a million people have fled from the conflict in Ukraine to neighbouring countries. Red Cross teams inside and outside Ukraine have mobilized immediately to help people on the move. You can help the @RedCrossUkraine team.

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#StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 as it defends itself against invasion! Please show your support in whichever way you can Tomorrow may be too late! Donation links in thread
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My daughter and I surviving the night in Ukraine. We are real people at war with crazy dictator and we need the world’s support right now #StandWithUkraine
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A new day has begun here in Ukraine. Kyiv is still standing. Ukrainian forces fiercely resist. 800 Russian occupiers killed. 13 Ukrainian soldiers died as heroes at the Serpent island, after refusing to surrender. The world is watching, but is doing far too little to #StopPutin
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optimuspaul🤖 retweeted
Since crypto has hit the mainstream, we've witnessed an overload of "Ponzi whataboutisms", attempts to justify crypto Ponzi schemes by comparing them to various other "things". There's an easy way to identify a Ponzi scheme...
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HI i’m not new to twitter, but i’ve not been in the ted lasso fandom yet. pls retweet to help me make some new friends! 🥺 ps: hannah waddingham supremacy
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1. This will be a thread of corporations that are "honoring" MLK Jr on Twitter today but donated to the @NRSC in the last year, supporting a caucus that is filibustering voting rights and a chair (@SenRickScott) who voted to overturn the last election Follow along if interested
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I’m about to require proof of vaccination to dine at my restaurant in Omaha. Hold on to your hats as I get chased out of town.
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It’s truly unconscionable that two years on — when we are asking school teachers to work amongst unmasked, unvaccinated children — that there are no special testing or treatment services available for them as essential workers. They are on their own when they get sick.
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My younger sibling made an entire fake People magazine for a class lol
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