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Robyn Wilder!

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I have come back onto Twitter to say something hugely important: Isn't it LIKE SO WEIRD to see Mr Maisel making current references on Netflix's Too Much? Like, he should be wearing spatz and smoking a jazz cheroot? I'm sure those are all period specific references. Anyway bye.
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Oh hey! I wrote about MAWAGE and GAZPACHO for @GraziaUK graziadaily.co.uk/relationsh…
What Is The Relationship 'Grey Area'?

What Is The Relationship 'Grey Area'?

Stuart Heritage and Robyn Wilder, married for 10 years, reveal how they survive the grey area of the daily grind. Read more on Grazia.

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Attack of Aunty Enchanty, the second book in my O.D.D Squad series, is out one month from now. It's very funny and @vbatignole has illustrated the goddamned balls off every page of it. Preorder it here please uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-…
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So we're still "formerly Twitter", are we?
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Am I an empath? Well, if I'm singing along to Teenage Dirtbag, I also go "I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby" in a high falsetto, despite being female myself. So you tell me.
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"... And a little river I like to call the You-phrates," Pause. "That's not the correct pronunciation, I just like saying it that way." Nine-year-old, telling me about his class project on ANCIENT SUMER.
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I don't contribute because aside from Gozer the Gozerian, my ancient Sumerian facts are sparse.
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I can't be long, I need to OIL MY UNDER-DESK TREADMILL.
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"I mean, I like both of you." -- my six-year-old, addressing his father and me.
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“So, you got the beard. I see that you’re trying to offset the bald a little bit,” says Larry David. @stuheritage @ProfileBooks trib.al/QhsZezS
Larry David Talks Baldness

Larry David Talks Baldness

In an interview, the comedian covers everything from wigs to transplants to Russian leaders (yes, you read that right).

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I finally finished the Chocolate Bailey's, everyone.
Robyn Wilder! (@orbyn) profile pictureRobyn Wilder!@orbyn20 Dec 2023
If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.
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Oh look, Twitter's still here.
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I only came back here to beg @mulaney to give Richard Kind a chair #everybodysinla
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If you haven't heard from me for a while, it's because I've discovered Chocolate Bailey's.
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God imagine paying for Twitter
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STOP SLUT SHAMING ME STUART
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I don't know why that ad is pushing the Sorry Can't Horses Buy apparel so hard, when the website it links to contains so much gold
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I just got my first physical copy of Rise of Invisidog, the middle grade book I made with @vbatignole. Look how pretty it is. Look how much poo is in it. Out Jan 8. Preorder here amazon.co.uk/D-D-Squad-Rise-…
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For your consideration: Neil Patrick Harris as the next Doctor. Like, the NEXT next Doctor.
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Do French's make French mustard, too? Or do French's only make American mustard? Because that's confusing.
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