twelve coping mechanisms in a trenchcoat 🌻 (he/him) priv: @shhhhhhunt

Joined February 2008
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got that sodding taylor voice memo stuck in my head
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some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again
No disrespect to anyone, but I don’t really get how people don’t just grow out of this stuff. When I was 8-15 my life REVOLVED around Marvel, Star Wars & Harry Potter. But I grew up. At some point, you just grow out of this stuff
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(not HP though maybe leave that one behind)
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my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment
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the liberal winds of Seattle on every Butker kick
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booking parking for a gig tonight (or tomorrow, monday, whatever) at 00.27am cos I meant to do it all day and of course never got round to it cos I’m fundamentally broken as a human being
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oomf has ******* me **** **
“you gave oomf your number?” i’d let oomf do unspeakable things to me
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killing me
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Was such an aesthetic jags game that year
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“that tiktok piano audio” and it’s frederic goddamn chopin
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sir when you’ve made the sale, stop selling
Fox News anchors slam Grand Theft Auto 6 for its violence, saying when you're 40 you shouldn't play violent video games, and even claiming you can play them on refrigerators and calculators. "It's just crime, anarchy, debauchery on the streets of Miami. And hookers."
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AND HOOKERS
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it’s proper weird
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FWIW, I think the way that some fans have spoken about Henrik Pedersen has been horrible... Criticism over him as a manager is one thing, and everyone is entitled to that opinion, but some of the personal attacks and insults after what he guided #SWFC through were truly awful.
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I can’t believe this isn’t a penalty. #pnefc
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They are calling it the most boomer quote of all time.
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seat warmers on full and iced coffee in hand
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being a sports fan is about managing your emotions through healthy outlets like harboring hate and nurturing lifelong grudges
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is going on the radio to moan about raising money for charity really a good use of the green party’s time
'Is that a really good use of his time?' 'Raising money for a cancer charity?' The Green Party's @floschechter brands Andy Burnham going on Gogglebox as 'ridiculous'.
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