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I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done. (he/him)

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Replying to @Cheapshirt
"I need to beat you, Rock. I need it more than anything you could imagine."
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From this to THIS ➡️!!! Carrick time!!!!!!!!!! Birthday weekend just got tad better in the last 6 minutes… 😮‍💨 #MUFC
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Got my first tattoo yesterday. Jim the Magnificent.
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Correct, "Fletch", Greenwood IS a big danger.
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Counterpoint: it's Mason Greenwood so nothing done to him is a foul.
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Not sure how that's not a penalty to Everton. Standard of refereeing is in the mud.
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Gave them a goal and been better than them for the most part. Needed a goal before HT I reckon. Still feel very positive about how we've played.
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I’m quite surprised that Dalglish has it in him- he’s 75 now. But fair play to him
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The Butcher tip-toeing out Stamford Bridge
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Should have stood his ground. Got taxes to pay, could have used an easy cash settlement from a frivolous lawsuit.
Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) profile pictureJamie Carragher
@Carra23Oct 31
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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Normal, grown man behaviour
Aston Villa (@AstonVilla) profile pictureAston Villa
@AstonVillaOct 30
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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Think a personal favourite Patrick Stewart performance is when Green Room used the planet's grandad as an absolutely terrifying Nazi.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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@_pauljoyceOct 29
Jack Grealish is unavailable for selection for Everton due to a breach of club discipline. It is understood to arise from an unauthorised absence from training.
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On Neville's podcast he's said he knew the recruitment wasn't good enough, a better manager was needed, and the exec set-up isn't good enough. But in Summer, straight-faced said Utd were in a better position than Liverpool. Almost like you can't trust a word he says on Utd or us.
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

ALT Three Spidermen meme - December 2023 - December 2024 - October 2026

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EAMO@EamoV15 Jan 2014
Watching Man Utd these days is like meeting the kid who bullied you at school, 20 years on, working as a human sign post for a golf sale.
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We were robbed of leaving today and watching Utd get battered by Bournemouth in the pub. Yeah, I'm sure Sunderland v Leeds will suffice.
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Swear the ref had Brighton anytime the amount of shit he was giving them
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