or-TEE-lay 🇵🇭 Author of THE GROOM WILL KEEP HIS NAME. Editor @cntraveler. As seen in @esquire, @catapultstory, @buzzfeednews, etc.

New York, NY
Joined October 2010
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Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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i’ve had this blurb from Ask Polly taped to every desk i’ve used for the last 10 years
My career advice is just do it. Make it. Say it. Bring it to life. Whatever it is. The crazier your idea, the bigger risk, but bigger reward. There are plenty of people who warn, even threaten, to keep you in control. The world is filled with the you shouldn't do that folks. They're not your audience, and the world is bigger than their echo chambers. You don't need their acceptance or permission. Just yours.
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Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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High school drama teacher on her way to post the cast list
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Je crois que personne ne se rend très bien compte du monde qu’il y avait à Paris pour manifester aujourd’hui. Je crois n’avoir jamais vu ça. #17octobre #24octobre
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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chase sapphire would be such a beautiful name for a baby girl
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OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭
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nice to see a double-breasted, strong shouldered suit on TV, esp in a glen check and what appears to be an english woolen flannel. very old school.
Vivek Ramaswamy is every bit the scummy blowhard that he looks. And he’s going to lose.
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new york is the greatest city in the world
visiting new york for the first time this weekend! lets see what the hype's all about
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Not a single flash 😭
Jake Shane arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala
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Sorry but this mess looks like it belongs in DC and I mean that in the most derogatory way possible.
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Oh NOW y’all want to get into the duchess
‘THE LEGEND OF KORRA’ reached #7 on Paramount+ in 17 different countries today. Surpassing Avatar: Seven Havens most of those countries.
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America: We need to kill the humanities so we don’t lose the AI race to China China: Every child shall read Jane Eyre
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What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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TAMA BA NA ANG ATING VICE PRESIDENT AY MAY GANITO KALAKING…. BARIL?
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