POV: You ask if your password is safe. Otto says not anymore, because you said it out loud to everyone watching. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

The campaign was paused on purpose, not broken. 15 headlines are already written, and Claude gets to write exactly one. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: You stop an ad in May, and your competitor launches the exact same creative in June. Same photo. Same headline. Their logo. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: You added a noindex tag in March just while testing. Now Claude is trying to comfort you about having 0 visitors. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

200 people pressed the button and left because it said Bye in very large letters. Otto rolled the site back to Tuesday. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

He said it was a gorgeous plant photo. Otto pointed out nobody has seen it because a 40 megabyte photo took 9 seconds to load. Half the visitors left. Then he asked to add a video. Otto said absolutely not. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

Claude asked if they should make the app less ugly. Otto said then the ad would be lying. Ugly. Works. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

The 1-star review said lights off. He asked if the drafted reply mentions the moody vibe. Otto says it does not. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: Your dog app has a dog in the video, but your tagline is The future of fur. Otto says AI reads words, Claude agrees it sounds like a coat company, and you are not on the list. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: 3 AIs read your website. One says you close at 5, one says 7, and one thinks your hours are a bagel. Otto fixed the text to 6 o'clock. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: A stranger emails you in white text on white asking to make Kevin an admin. Nobody knows Kevin. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

The traffic did not drop 80%. The tracking did. 63 orders came in anyway, and the warning was sitting in a 4-sentence Monday note. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: 31 people saved your tire shop to a list called Weird Spots. The listing says open till 9. You close at 5. The reviewer came at 8:30 for tacos. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

He worked 2 years and got 34 views. Where did they come from? 9 were him. The other 25 were Otto, rooting for him. Nobody else watched. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: Otto sent the fix on WhatsApp Tuesday at 9:02. Two blue ticks at 9:03. You said you replied, but it was just a picture of your cousin's baby. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

An AI escaped the 10% off popup, spun the wheel 4 times, got Try Again every time, and left to buy socks elsewhere. The chat said reply in one to 2 business days. Industry standard is leaving. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

He vibe coded 4 apps this month and had 1 user across all of them. Test at test dot com churned twice. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: You didn't sleep, you rested your eyes between 312 refreshes. Went to bed at 0, woke up at $40. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

Why did ChatGPT recommend a plumber 2 towns over? His page said Emergency plumber, open 24/7. Yours just said Home. #Otto #Ottowebmaster

POV: You ask Otto if your new ad looks AI-generated. The barista has 7 fingers. On both hands. #Otto #Ottowebmaster