Lawyer (work), Photographer (play) and Computer Geek (both). Motorsport fan and marshal. Former Pharmacist.
Otley, England
Joined April 2016
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Fallen leaves along Crotty Road
Like anywhere else now, they're starting to come quickly down at Tattyreagh Glebe.
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On Sunday, clocks across the US will return to where they should have been all along.
ALT A three-panel meme contrasts standard length, standard weight, and standard time. The first panel shows rulers with the text “Standard Length: 1 inch = 1 inch” beside a smiling bespectacled Wojak. The second shows metal weights with the text “Standard Weight: 1 pound = 1 pound” beside the same smiling character. The third shows a clock surrounded by suns with the text “Standard Time: noon = noon” beside a crying, distressed Wojak, humorously emphasizing support for permanent Standard Time and opposition to shifting clocks away from solar time.
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I am a doctor. I wish that I could prescribe dildos to people. We could in the Victorian era. The amount of people these days getting random household objects stuck in their arses is getting ridiculous. Please, you're an adult, just get a proper and safe dildo, for fuck's sake.
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Water overflowing from a sheugh, Tattyreagh Glebe
taken 5 days ago, 3 km from Seskinore, Co Tyrone, Northern Ireland
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Original vintage Irish telephone box (P.T. – Post & Telegraph / Telefon). Pictured at Tattyreagh Glebe.
Unusual to see one of these in Northern Ireland!
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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆
Wales will be dancing in the streets tonight! 🏴
In a breathtaking final stage thriller, Osian Pryce & James Morgan are the 2026 Motorsport UK British Rally Champions!
Pryce etches his name on the trophy for a second time - adding to his 2022 crown.
#BRCRally
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That's funny because at my last strategy meeting with my accountant, they informed me I must use HMRC-recognised Making Tax Digital compatible software, creating an oligopoly for firms like Xero.
I must now also report my company's income every three months rather than once a year, as well as a final report at year end.
So I now have to pay for a Xero subscription.
And pay my accountant more for the increased submissions.
And fuck about with reconciling every three months, rather than once a year.
For HMRC to end up with the same amount of income from me as before.
Fuck off.
Just fuck off.
Fuck off all the way back to Yorkshire, then fuck off some more.
Mark Anderson 🌸 retweeted
We have some storm damage but we should be operating again at around 20:45. Oh apologies, I misread that, I meant in 2045.
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Hi everyone,
With the dust now settled on the WRC season, and after taking some time to reflect on everything we’ve achieved together, Shane and I have agreed that the time is right for us both to move forward with different plans for the 2027 rally season.
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A haunted house for introverts:
People jump out unexpectedly and try to make small talk with you. Just when you think you’ve made it out, you enter a room full of people networking, and everyone wants to introduce themselves and exchange contact information
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"I'm happy to report that the so-called 'storm' is completely under control. As you can see, it's a beautiful day, the runways are open and people are having a wonderful time!”
#StormAusten
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To whom it may concern...
Fuck you.
A detailed, 86 page docket has been delivered to the following organisations:
The Assessment & Operations Directorate, Serious Fraud Office, London (recorded delivery)
The Economic Crime Unit, Cheshire Constabulary Headquarters (delivered in person)
Regional Investigation Teams (RIT) Intake Team, National Trading Standards
(recorded delivery)
Principal Officer, Trading Standards Investigations, Cheshire West and Chester Council (recorded delivery)
Intelligence & Enforcement Directorate / Director Disqualification Team, The Insolvency Service (recorded delivery)
This supports crime reference number IML-2442638
This document contains an overview of the contents of 33 victim interviews and 24 interviews with insiders (staff, contractors, suppliers etc)
It is my belief that this document shows evidence of the following:
- Suspected Fraud by False Representation
- Fraudulent Trading & Insolvency Offences
- Theft / Dishonest Retention of Proceeds
- Suspected Revenue Fraud / Failure to Account for Deductions
- Documentary Alteration & Forgery
- Suspected Market Manipulation / Unfair Trading
- Unauthorised Vehicle Taking & Insurance Infringements
- Interference with Witnesses / Course of Justice Concerns
- Handling stolen goods
There will be no further discussions about this company, it is now in the hands of the relevant bodies
Don't mess with a guy who drives a 30 year old Volvo and wears a Casio.
Geoff
