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A respectable lunatic. Bench car seat respecter.

A newly dark place of Earth
Joined May 2021
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We're not back, because we never left.
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As I progress further into middle age it becomes increasingly tempting to spend one's time in a smoking jacket or banyan reading Sax Rohmer.
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Bummed we didn't get a booster catch.
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44% think Hobo is gay, 33% say no but call him gay anyway, 11% think Hobo is asexual (possibly neutered), and almost 11% of people think they're @FwordScizrhands (only one of them is, probably).
Replying to @HoboMan977
We'll put it to a vote. Is Hobo gay?
44%Yes
11%No
33%No but still call him gay
11%I'm Fword.
18 votes • Final results
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Jack Chick's Nietzschean Kindergartener groyper
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Me, deciding to check out the news:
UPDATE - The FAA confirms it ordered a nationwide ground stop for all departures “due to several impacts to ATC Frequencies and/or Radar capabilities.” The cause and duration of the outage remain unclear — The Air Current
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rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard died 22 years ago today, here with Snoop Dogg
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The memes have been great.
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Me on my death bed: “I wish I’d sent more emails!”
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The next two weeks will be awful, but the paycheck will be pretty good.
Replying to @LysolDave
It's my Sunday. And it's Monday tomorrow and all the way until the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, which will be a Friday.
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That post-breffast lung dart always hits
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Some of you are living the dream.
it's friday the 13th, my microsoft email has been offline for nearly a day, and it's snowing. let's goooooooooo
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I read this whole tweet expecting it to be a Rick Roll. But no Ricks were rolled. 😔
🚨 I cannot keep quiet any longer. This week has been deeply distressing as horrific claims of sexual abuse in entertainment and comedy surfaced. The media has been in a tailspin to claim shock at these allegations. I have tried to stop myself, but I cannot say nothing as I watch highly paid, powerful national journalists opine on the wrongs of sexual abusers, while doing absolutely nothing about the abuser in their own backyard. One of the most prolific sexual abusers in British public life is hiding in plain sight among the media. I have heard allegations of this man’s sexual abuse going back 25 years.  Tens of men have come forward to me to allege how he abused them. Stories like being forced to sign an NDA after this man demanded they expose his penis when asking for a promotion.  The man who rang me in tears, holding his wife’s hand, as he described being groped at a party conference and later sexually harassed. The man who said he tried to force them to perform oral sex after he stripped all his clothes off unrequested when they went for a drink in a hotel. The man who was in his first graduate job and was asked, out of nowhere, by this old man: “how will my spunk taste on the back of your throat?” Tomorrow, this man will walk into his workplace, his colleagues knowing exactly what type of behaviour he is accused of. They will do absolutely nothing to stop him, while telling each other how terrible these stories of abuse are. Some of the best known faces in British news - BBC and commercial broadcasters, national newspaper columnists and editors - will continue to sit with him at book tours, on TV shows and invite him to their Christmas parties. Then they will turn up at work and claim to you, the viewers and readers, that they cannot understand why people do not speak out in their industry and how such abuse happens. My industry, the media, is dominated by the vacuous and weak willed who want all the ego and profit of national profile, but take none of the responsibilities of their positions when it involves someone they know. That is why this keeps happening. And it has not changed.
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We're gonna settle this once and for all.
Replying to @HoboMan977
We'll put it to a vote. Is Hobo gay?
44%Yes
11%No
33%No but still call him gay
11%I'm Fword.
18 votes • Final results
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I think that you were kind. You didn't personally insult her. You just fulfilled her request. You are officially a bro Grok. A woman got mad at you for doing what she literally asked.
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Booker T Jones is 82 today! Discovered green onions!
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Not slapping a dog......here comes the city guard.
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