Roland

When Happy Meals actually make you happy...

It's crazy how we become accustomed to something that can destroy us in a matter of minutes. This fire is less than a mile away and when the sun goes down and aircraft can no longer do water drops, we will probably have to evacuate 💀

Case in point

I don't always drink $100 bottles of wine, but when I do...

I should be happy about something but I'm not. About someone who likes me and wants to spend time with me. I like her too but I'm not sure I should pursue it. I didn't start it nor was I looking for it but that's not the point. What's wrong with me?! 😞

Pretty worried about that "hole" in her mouth 🫤

Hoping this got or is getting better for you 🦷

Some friend... 🪫

(stay out of it 🫢)

"what do you think about...?" on Twitter translates to "go ahead and start talking shlt". js🤷

I feel blessed. We had a really fun office holiday party. I spent a few extra dollars to get my Secret Santa everything on their list. It was good Karma because I had the top score in bowling and won a huge $300 gift basket which I'm sharing with my office so we all win 🙂

I haven't watched my favorite Christmas movie yet this year and it turns out it's not on any streaming service I have. I need to just buy the DVD 📀 🎄🎅☃️ youtu.be/wuePdq2yI1c?si=GLKx…

Finally got this thing set up. Takes a while! #alarmo

Faded on only half a daiquiri but got beef claypot rice coming up and found a RL Polo jacket I've been searching for since last for 30% off. Vegas never fails me!

Worried 😕

Lablueblue comes through AGAIN for a win on the road! #Dodgers #goodluck

Things are different starting today...

I feel awful all of a sudden...

Remco beating Tadej on his birthday?! 😮🤦