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It's laundry day
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Friendly reminder: The Big Beautiful Bill was written, passed, and signed by REPUBLICANS! 218 Republican votes in the House, 50 in the Senate, with JD Vance breaking the tie! NOT ONE Democrat voted for it! Trump signed it into law July 4, 2025! So when the consequences hit…DON’T blame Democrats! Good day!
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He still needs a beard trim and haircut, idc
Nothing wrong with a nerdy guy 🤷‍♂️
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all the states were outside with their cousins flipping omg 😭💙
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republicans tomorrow
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obsessed with Drac's response to the upset fans from last week 😂🤣😂 #Dragula
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Not to be dramatic or anything, but a lot of people don't realize today is their last day talking to me when I check the public voter registration database tomorrow and cut off all my friends who didn't vote. Because it is, in fact, THAT serious.
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No one cares
For the record it was posted for 17 minutes sorry if u missed it 😕😕
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I'm so sick of transplants
CHICAGO IS BROKE
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I do not care
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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They are often VERY LOUD and EXTREMELY WRONG .... like go back to your shit hole hometown
Really hate Non-Chicago people talking about Chicago
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Really hate Non-Chicago people talking about Chicago
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Largest gay bar in the entire Midwest, maybe the country so this is funny
Replying to @WutYooWant
Never heard of Sidetrack before tbh lol
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You Betty be Getty
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It's so wild to think that people have to cater to you just because you showed up. I don't know about yall but I will choose to spend my money where I feel taken care of
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"Real drinkers" and it's Hennessy, Remy and Reposado (so of course they don't like whiskey)
Grown man giving into peer pressure to not buy Sir Davis because they’re “real drinkers”, while acknowledging all the great reviews of said liquor. But let him tell it “stans” are the issue. This is exactly why Beyoncé kept her name off the brand for the first year. Y’all are a bunch of followers. Worse than stans, actually 😂
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could just take his hour from 2 to 3 PM instead. HR said no, rules are rules. He shrugged and said, 'Probably this place won't work out for me then.' And walked out. Companies are losing top talent over the stupidest power trips.
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Also… I know social media is all the talk, debates, and chatter… but make sure you get out and vote tomorrow so you can make the change you want to see 🫡💙
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Pabloid is @ CarrieRed
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