Always wanted to give this a try, hopefully I don’t regret it… How long should I stay in diapers? ❤️ — 1 day 📝 — 3 days 🔁 — 1 week

Me after saying “NO” when they ask if I need a diaper change.

Paramount+ forcing me to watch toy commercials and Nickelodeon’s new series teasers while watching the new Avatar series in my last nighttime diaper on a Saturday morning? Not even complaining. 🤷‍♂️

The “a pleasure to have in class” kind of diaper boi.

Shoutout to my brain for reminding me at 3 a.m. of the time one of my two ROOMMATES and CLASSMATES opened a package addressed to me, called to let me know, and left two diaper bags on the dining table for me to find when I got home. Thanks, brain. I hate it.

The normalized routine of not being allowed to go to bed without a diaper 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

If I see ONE MORE SESAME STREET SOCKS AD on my Instagram… I might just need to buy them 😤😤😩 At this point, I’m being personally challenged by Big Bird.

Just to clarify, the BeddyByes diapers from @PTDropouts are already THICK. But a booster or two never hurt anyone. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

If you thought wearing 24/7 was the final step of becoming a diaper boi… wait until you can’t wear a diaper without a booster because it just doesn’t feel “thick enough” anymore. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Remind me again, what do we do with fake accounts that steal our photos?

Post-gym diaper changes hit different.

Someone told me once that they would need a diaper to play the new Silent Hill game… okay, maybe it was me who said that.

Hypothetically speaking, my diaper inside a onesie may be considered to be simultaneously both wet and dry while it is unobserved. Schrödinger's diaper?

Don’t take it from me. Take it from @NorthShoreABDL ‘s new billboard. Boost those diapers!

Big bois wear onesies and diapers to bedtime sometimes too, ya know what I mean? 😌

Why do we have to make the Soggy Monster so scary? I’m officially rebranding him. Introducing: The Crinkle Fairy 🧚‍♂️ Leaving thick and crinkly diapers under the pillows of good bois at night. Bad bois get spanks! Good bois get crinkle butts! Want a diaper? Gotta behave!

The “lemme disappear real quick and casually walk by the diaper aisle” move every time at the grocery store 😂

Moved my baby clothes to a drawer ’cause there wasn’t enough closet space for my big boi clothes 😭

Sometimes you’re just a crinkly boi doing your big boi things. And other times you’re hiding in the library’s bathroom, in a double-boosted diaper, reconsidering your life choices, all because that iced latte wasn’t lactose-free.