Robert “Red Rocket” Richardson

Company truck today

Sometimes I think people review my work with a blindfold on. So many unnecessary and self-explanatory comments

Sweated so bad in my sleep last night that when I woke up I thought I pissed the bed

Beckett Sennecke has just earned himself the big tipper x-factor in chel

When you and bro scrolling reels on the same couch and you both hold your phone out to the other one to watch each others reel simultaneously with your hands in your pants @BigXthaChuzz

I did it

Just hit 800 followers. What should I dox?

AJ is so good dude

She left a sock in my room

Nothing like some dons on a Sunday to make me feel even worse than I already do

I was spotted last night and ramifications have occurred

It feels like someone is smashing the sides of my head with bricks @nickickrose

Now we go @nickickrose @BigXthaChuzz

Instagram sends me a notification that @wardamnbilly posted on his close friends story like twice a week, but nobody else. Why is this

BREAKING: Wet blanket @Vasilyevich88 tries to get rid of fun team bonding activity, accidentally creates a BIOHAZARD behind the 200 block of J street #pissbucket

Roommate asked me to stop at the store after the gym so I’m walking around giant absolutely drenched in sweat

Joey Ortiz World Series ring before Orioles playoff win

Someone suggest a trio Halloween costume for me and @nickickrose and another friend. Alvin and the Chipmunks immediately disqualified

Discussion of AI going on during a section meeting and an older coworker (over 50) says he was using grok to help him do stuff at work

Crunch fitness count your fucking days