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Joined September 2014
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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The thing Jensen Huang saw before leaking Nvidia files to the CCP
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 7
JUST IN: US intelligence reportedly believes Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had a “romantic relationship” with a woman suspected of spying for China.
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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CG
@cgtwtsNov 5
cyber security engineers right now:
OpenAI (@OpenAI) profile pictureOpenAI
@OpenAINov 5
Introducing GPT‑6 Cyber: a major advance in security research that pairs stronger capabilities with better model alignment. The model powered the Linux kernel research we announced yesterday, and security teams at companies like Mozilla, Palo Alto Networks, Calif, and Cisco—alongside our own at OpenAI—are already putting it to work. GPT-6 Cyber is available to select Daybreak Red customers and we are expanding access over time. openai.com/index/introducing…
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Both the left & the right have to come to an agreement about this shit. This is an insane image.
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Tony Chau
@SaskioLoLNov 5
''just play safe top''
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antinom
@antinomlendaNov 3
Quem poderia imaginar que interromper tudo com anúncios a cada 15 minutos faria os jovens buscarem alternativas sem propaganda
R (@_derfcb3) profile pictureR@_derfcb3Nov 3
📵 🎶 Jovens da Geração Z voltam a usar iPods para “fugir” das notificações, algoritmos e feeds infinitos do celular.
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@uncledoomerNov 4
the world you were born into no longer exists
Video Game History (@VideoGameHstry) profile pictureVideo Game History
@VideoGameHstryNov 4
Need for Speed Underground 2 launch party featuring Snoop Dogg (2004)
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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I am never deleting this app
Investing Addict (@InvestingAddict) profile pictureInvesting Addict
@InvestingAddictOct 30
Just deployed $100 into the S&P 500 to stop the bleeding.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Internet
@ThabigRexyOct 28
realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper
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senshi
@senshi_realOct 23
eu usando o mesmo nickname em todos os jogos:
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sam@fvckeIonmuskOct 19
political ad gambling ad soft core porn ad political ad political ad arby’s angus cheesesteak ad soft core porn gambling ad jordan love pick six
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
Guardskoto Yuki (@guardsmaxxing) profile pictureGuardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 9
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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"Amumu, POR FAVOR faça algo" Meu Amumu:
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@ComplexOct 8
A father threw a chair toward a judge after the driver who killed his 2 year old daughter and both her grandparents was sentenced to just 120 hours of community service. [H/T: insidehistory]
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo is AI-generated. The video shows a real 2014 Netherlands incident where a father threw a chair after a 120-hour sentence for a crash killing his daughter and grandparents. On appeal the driver got 15 months prison. l1nieuws.nl/nieuws/1291374… rechtspraak.nl/organisatie-en…
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