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Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game 🗒️: bit.ly/4cxOiYH
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Legendary voice actor Peter Cullen, best known as Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85
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Well well well 😂
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The moment was Malik's.
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Coming to a logo near you. Introducing the Caitlin 1.
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Ben McCollum will be talked about when blue blood opportunities become open. He was just on Pat McAfee’s show and was asked about the Curt Cignetti comparisons. He complimented him a few times but also said: I’m more of a Kirk Ferentz fan. I’d rather be compared to him. No offense to Cignetti, he’s obviously a fantastic coach” Kirk Ferentz has been at Iowa since the 1999 season.
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Dustin Pedroia That guy rocked.
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Giving away these two Roman cards. 😄 Nothing crazy, but good additions to any collection. LIKE, RETWEET and FOLLOW to enter. Will randomly choose a winner tomorrow night at 6pm EST. 🫡
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Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026. We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.
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If anyone happens to see a mint 3 door RAV4 around Vancouver please let me know. Just bought it and sadly it has been stolen.
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Red Sox 3, Yankees 1
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It's a safe assumption Payton Tolle will have his late mother, Jina, on his mind tomorrow night as he debuts. And her motto, too. "‘Be a Tigger, not an Eeyore.’" From last year: masslive.com/redsox/2024/09/…
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Roman Anthony spoke postgame after his first MLB walk-off hit 🎙️ “We love each other, we trust each other, and we’re just having fun.”
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I didn’t think it was possible for Trump to turn a 180 on the Epstein files. I thought that would have been an insurmountable, potentially base-killing move that would set back the Republican Party for years to come. I am dumbfounded as to how people are following him here.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US President Trump says the Epstein files are a "made-up" Democrat hoax.
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The first federal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein was launched, and closed, under George W Bush. apnews.com/article/archiv… A new federal investigation was launched in July 2019, under Trump, after Epstein was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges. thehill.com/homenews/ap/ap… Epstein died in Aug 2019, prior to Biden. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/j…
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Nine times! Enjoy all nine strikeouts from Aaron Judge this weekend as the Red Sox sweep the Yankees!
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The Boston Red Sox are calling up outfielder Roman Anthony, the best prospect in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Anthony, 21, is expected to join the team today.
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5 INNINGS 4 K’S FOR THE WAR PIG, FIRST BIG LEAGUE KNOCK FOR CAMPBELL, TWO BOMBS FOR WILYER INCLUDING A 3-RUN GAME WINNING TANK IN THE 9TH, SAVE FOR SLATEN, RED SOX WIN ON OPENING DAY!! #GOLDBOTTLES
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Wilyer Abreu is my father
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Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?
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Far, Far Away's finest are coming.
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