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Parzaan Dastur

@parzaan

In order of importance: Professional. Friend. Son. Indian. Human Being.

 Mumbai
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Joined July 2009
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The extra letters in doughnut are so ugh
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Wherever you’re inspired and act upon it, you’re also inspiring!
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What do you call a stand-up comedian who got popular just for removing his clothes on stage? A comic strip
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In your 30s, half your back could be sore from a workout and half is paining from bad posture
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Nancy Katyal@nancykatyal6 Dec 2022
Here's what Parzaan Dastur has to say about the book Grateful Parzaan 🙏 Thank you. Buy your copy at amzn.eu/d/6XiJDEU #committoyourself #actor #parzaandastur #kuchkuchhotahai #filmmaker #indianauthor #tusijaaraheho #selfleadership #bookreviews #bookstagram
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Peace is only available piece-by-piece
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I’m at that phase of my life where a personal secretary, a personal driver and a personal chef would really sort my life out
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Tring India@TringIndia26 Sep 2022
Monday firse aagya😭😭 #parzaandastur #memes #kuchkuchhotahai #tussijaraheho #memes😂 #funnymemes #funny #customisedgifts #personalisedgifts #JustTringIt
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Babe, you’re so hot ki tum khud ek agni astra ho
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I keep shuffling between “let’s buy a 2 crore flat” and “rickshaw wala didn’t give 2 bucks back”
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“Oh but we’ve grown old.” “Really? But I see you everyday. I hardly noticed.”
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Best password in the world: apiece0Fc@ke
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Wordle 276 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #fun
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What did the hotel staff ask the wicket keeper? A: How’s keeping?
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To those who are acting like my friend right now but are actually driving a knife in my back, I know who you are. I will bring you to your knees and smack an iron rod in your face
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Wordle 270 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #power
Wordle 268 5/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Why did it take so long? 🙄😓
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