🕋 ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ • Idk how to lose • Nutrition • Medicine

LA / OC
Joined July 2022
diaries of a freshly divorced 43 year old man trying to figure it out again
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you know what rhymes with obese? iblees. yea, so avoid being fat.
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Fly me to the moon
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laying on the floor on top of roughly 23 pieces of clothes in my room losing track of time thinking about all the times i’ve faced betrayal
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Replying to @internetphysics
I’m long oc/irvine and short the rest of la
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idk what it but there is something extra vulnerable about a man using any leg machine at the gym that’s why my leg day is at 1:30 AM on a tuesday morning
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having a gf means you’ll either have a jew or a hitler ✌️
Hitler fact of the day! Before bed, Hitler would call some of his subordinates into his room and he’d ramble about basically nothing for HOURS. If any of these people fell asleep he’d get very upset
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only the profound men will understand
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muslim people within your own ethnic pool will look at you like you’re joseph stalin if you tell them you’re marrying out of your race
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Spanish-style Malibu maximalist Charlie Harper beach home is the only place I want to live
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i hear “ya khara” even in my dreams
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the divine spectacle painted along the horizon // symbol of hope that never fails to amaze
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cortados. sunlight. seeing chlorophyll pigmented art of nature. the essentials
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ever been cussed out in farsi before? no? you won’t make it
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going to drive to a pumpkin patch 6 mins away to take a front camera selfie and go back home
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i work hard so Brandy Melville employees can smile at her (whoever she is) once a week
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this is so layered lmao
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and i hope when you look up at the sky and see something that resembles the shape of a triangle, you think of the dark triad and then you think of me ⚠️
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