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Walked with my hands behind my back. Chinese guys kinda cooked with this one.
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turns out i don’t actually have autism i’m just weird and not good at hanging out
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, so we'll need you to sign this.
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To me, Griffin Dunne's character in After Hours is the most relatable film protagonist of all time
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Oh hell yeah, one of the best types of movie
ONE NIGHT 🌃 Coming to the Criterion Channel April 1!
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Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig weren’t snubbed it just wasn’t a great movie and Ryan Gosling very obviously was amazing in it. The consolation prize is the billion dollars it made
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you’ve got to fuck up so bad to not get $8 out of me. i’m stupid, i’ll spend $8 on anything
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I have never seen someone on the internet that wasn't a former gifted child. Nobody has ever logged on here and said "I was dumb at 12 and it fucking rocked."
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When I was 5 the chef at Benihana kept tossing shrimp in my mouth and I threw up on the table it cooked my throw up






































