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Creator of @TheAggship, a Utah State outlet | Mid-major propagandist @meetatmidfield, @FieldFlipping

Pocatello, ID
Joined October 2013
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Pretty much everyone in charge of college football for the last five or six years is going to have to go to prison for the rest of their lives if we want to fix the sport
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Having a hard time understanding ESPN’s business model of buying up as many big CFB brands as it can and doing everything possible to devalue all the games those brands play. What is the point of watching the SEC if the results don’t matter at all? Why waste your time?
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I bet it was really hard for wealthy backers to quietly round up the four most easily bribed groups of people on the planet. I mean where would you even start?
Exclusive: Wealthy backers of the Protect College Sports Act quietly rounded up support from major conservative political figures, a DraftKings executive, university presidents, and conference commissioners. FOS obtained the emails revealing a network with deep political ties.

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They’re calling the 24-team playoff expansion the Lincoln Riley Act
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First high-major team to adopt a full triple option playbook in the new live clock/oops all explosive plays era is guaranteed at least five 10-win seasons in the next decade and probably multiple playoff berths
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ESPN is spending the GDP of nations to broadcast this game with cameras that have drained all color from Texas’ football field. These people can’t do anything
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Guy who has held out against sports gambling for years finally cracks after seeing the Fanduel ad with Corporate Memphis art
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A statement regarding the results of tonight's game between Michigan and Western Michigan.
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You can give the Big Ten and SEC unlimited money, a completely pliant national media and de facto control of the sport’s rules, but you can’t kill the soul. They want separation because they know they can’t extinguish the love keeping these mid-major programs alive
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They’ll take your players and coaches, they’ll bitch about you daring to try, and they’ll do whatever it takes to ratfuck you when you play them. But they can never make you stop caring. These programs matter to so many people. They matter to me. Nothing can ever change that
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I keep expecting the ESPN+ access on YouTube TV to cut off because I’m so accustomed to everything in college football being as hostile and annoying to navigate as possible. I’ve forgotten how I’m supposed to react to a positive change in the experience of watching CFB
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I’m sure it’ll get quietly removed to punish me for using it to exclusively watch mid-major games but man is it going to be a sweet ride up until that point
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I think if I saw UMass do this to Rutgers as a devout UMass fan I would probably assume that I was either dreaming or dead
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I’ve often thought that what college football preview season could really use is massively impactful players joining rosters two weeks before the season starts. That’s exactly when that should happen. Let’s do this every year
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Truly we are living in a blessed time for sports cinematography. That entire post-game sequence looked exactly as good as you would hope
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God that long shot following McKennie is just perfect. Even the delayed focus works for it. What a treat teapaw.org/usmnt/status/207250379…
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Every few days now I’m getting pushed a batch of posts seemingly to promote that Twitter has reaction videos. What’s interesting is that these are exclusively the least appealing videos ever made. I’m talking bottom of the dumpster, stuff you wouldn’t show to any living creature
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I’ve done nothing to bring this upon myself and clear out the videos whenever I get them but they just keep showing up. You’d think at some point I’d just stop going on the website entirely but here we are
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It’s impressive that Texas Tech football has managed to be consistently annoying for like 20+ years now. Usually a program has to win a ton for that but they’ve found so many innovative ways to piss people off. Gotta hand it to them
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My only problem with the ads on here is that they’re all so coherent and enticing and I’m spending all of my money on the products they’re selling
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