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physics-to-ml-pipeline:latest

England
Joined January 2009
me watching oppenheimer
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And, our code is zpeedy! Computing the likelihood for a single parameter point on 1 CPU takes less than a second! No need for Keanu Reeves to keep us running fast.
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Running madgraph in a heatwave is sure to make you popular amongst your colleagues...
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Was nice knowing all of you, goodbye
Listening to this with my face facing forwards like a normal person youtu.be/Jo_-KoBiBG0
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Bit harsh @EE how am I supposed to correct that? 😢
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With apologies to those less fortunate than I
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New ATLAS search for dijets (with a photon) with a lumi of 76 fb-1 !!!
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