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in the mood to be fucking Annoying

It should have been the theranos fake machine

Doing jury duty rn But I wish I was doing juri booty instead :(

I like this couch but I feel like it’s missing something, like maybe he could be super smart and be from the moon, with a short range toggle tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.

now shes a little boy in spain

I coped by thinking she’s still brainwashed

Oh do I go with depressed but hospitable housewife or the insane freak woman, possessed body or hot former actress who’s horror movie has come to life

Paul Thomas Anderson is going to hand Nathan fielder an Oscar

I used to drink tall cans in the park and throw up here it was way cooler

This is mission viejo

I’ve seen charli xcx’s boobs more than I’ve seen my parents

Kirkified for my sins

This should have won an Emmy

This is what my ancestors in the 1910s who died of Spanish flu looked like

Damaged my body playing black metal