Dad to Scarlett & Norah. Husband to Nancy. Comedian (yes really). Host @cbcdebaters, @debaterslive. Head writer @thepattersonian. Likes hats.

Toronto Canada
Joined January 2010
Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
With the 2026 Poppy Campaign underway, what are some of the ways Canadians can show their support for Veterans outside of wearing a Poppy? Here are some ideas! 👉Show you Remember by posting a photo of your Poppy on social media, and use #GetYourPoppy 👉If you’re a local organization, contact your local Legion Branch about requesting a collection box to support the 2026 Poppy Campaign. 👉Donate to the National Poppy Fund Online: legion.ca/donations
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Today we join Canada in observing the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. Let’s commit to learning more about Indigenous history, culture and experiences. Today is a day to reflect on and acknowledge the truth that Indigenous Peoples have carried for generations. Today is a call to action for all Canadians to listen, learn, and commit to reconciliation in meaningful ways. To learn more, visit: canada.ca/en/canadian-herita… Photo: orangeshirtday.org/
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Former Canada Prime Minister Jean Chrétien: "I have message for American friends...never mistake our generosity for weakness. Never mistake our tolerance for lack of determination. And never, never mistake our kindness for softness...We bow to no one."
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25 years ago, 2,974 lives and families were changed forever. The attacks profoundly impacted Canada, taking the lives of 24 Canadians and resulting in our 12 year operations in Afghanistan where 158 Canadians made the ultimate sacrifice and thousands were injured as a result of their service. In the years since, September 11th has formally become Canada’s National Day of Service, and the Provincial Day of Service in the province of Ontario — meant to remember the courage and compassion in the aftermath of 9/11 and rekindle the spirit of kindness and goodwill that unified our country best exhibited by our friends in Gander, Newfoundland. We will never forget.
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
“Thank god we don’t have the media.” Those were the words of the Premier this morning at another one of his so-called press conferences, where no media was invited. The role of a free press is to hold politicians to account and keep the public informed. It is essential to a working democracy. But to Doug Ford, our democratic rights are just an inconvenience. We can and must do better. It’s by-election day in Scarborough Southwest, Hamilton East–Stoney Creek and York–Simcoe. Polls are open until 9pm. Get out and vote, and send Doug Ford a message he can’t ignore.
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How great is this ❤️
Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Sometimes I would wonder if Glen Hansard really existed…. Seriously, he was such an angelic presence… not otherworldly…in fact, very present this presence… A smiling rascal if you needed him to be… this most musical and mischievous archangel of Ballymun… no airs, plenty of graces... Of course, Glen was the shining star of the Christmas Eve busk… sometimes the only one reminding the rest of us that Christmas began with a refugee born in a manger, which is hardly a step from living on the street. To be utterly yourself by being more interested in others - a clue for any of us trying out different personas. He really was who you thought he was. He could never walk by a person living rough without checking they were OK… and more than that, he worked very hard so that less people had to live on the streets in the first place. When the crowds got bigger and for safety’s sake Glen had to agree to move the busk to a stage kindly provided outside The Gaiety Theatre, he would say 'we’ll give it our best but it’s not a busk if we’re not on the street!’ …because that’s who he was - a performer at eye level in any situation. The stage was a separation he wouldn’t recognize. Of all the grand and gigantic venues he and The Frames played, you sensed the street was his most favoured place to perform. And street people, his favourite audience. Voice of the streets. A choir of angels in one man. The rest of us blessed to stand there beside our very own and very earthed Angel Gabriel… All of us welcome in his choir, whatever shape or form. ….and I’m telling myself this morning that if he never existed, then he can never cease to exist. For me, he will always be everywhere I see a coin spinning into an open guitar case. May you rest in the peace you gave to so many. Bono
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJul 13
The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed: “Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat. A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it. With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny. Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”
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Graves disturbios en Suiza tras quedar eliminados
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Tyler Durden seen talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye World Cup game
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🇨🇦HERE COMES CANADA! 10:00am on a Wednesday and the March to the Match is in full force ahead of #CanMNT vs Switzerland. Plenty of #8 signs for Ismaël Koné.
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BREAKING: Doug Ford’s luxury jet cost taxpayers nearly $200,000 in additional fees. He told us there were no additional costs for returning it. He lied. While Ontarians can’t afford groceries or rent, Ford is living like a rockstar on your dime.
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Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 retweeted
We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers. Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.
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As they looked up at Vimy Ridge 109 years ago, Canadian soldiers would have considered the immensity of the challenge they would face and shown the resolve to drive forward. Let us never forget that courage & the accomplishment. #VimyDay 🇨🇦 1/2
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BREAKING: President Trump has announced that Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is being replaced by Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin. abcnews.link/1vw7WcR
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This may be the most impressive two minutes of ineptitude I’ve seen in my entire life …
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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