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Wordle 201 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Just heard your boyfriend objecting to something there by saying ‘kill it with fire’

Mental that it’s been 5 years since the majority of the U.K. voted in favour of making life more difficult for ourselves and nae cunt has stepped in during that time and went oh now hing on a minute we need to reverse this because it’s too self destructive to go ahead

can’t actually believe how good Metroid Dread is. So many games make me think Christ I wish I was smart enough to design something as good as this but MD is another level. Pinnacle stuff #GOTY

Just seen your boyfriend in the park with his drone

EMMI getting my arse handed to me aff these Metroid terminators like

Just sat down with a Large Lager and switched the new Metroid on at the end of the week. I don’t think there can be a more perfect moment in time?

Get Costume Quest on the switch for Halloween please 🎃

At that point where a metroidvania just clicks and axiom verge 2 is PHENOMENAL

That’s the gemme Nigel

Anyway I reckon roast beef season starts today Nigel

Any time I see a tweet with NGL in it I read it as Nigel

I’ve had to eat a lot of microwave food lately and man it has improved significantly in recent years. Some of the £3 bowls from Aldi are actually magnificent and a shitload better than a lot of pub meals I’ve paid £12 for

Haven’t played the others but I watched a trailer for that no more heroes 3 and holy shit that looks like a god damn video game yes please

Man the new warioware demo is the best demo since wheelman in March 2009

Man playing that two point hospital has put me in a right good mood like. Forgot how powerful the dopamine hit from chasing a carrot on a stick is