@pattomasulo

My debut comedy SPECIAL out now! ⬇️

 Chicago
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Joined November 2008
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$954,000 and counting raised to fight Trigeminal Neuralgia. THANK YOU to everyone who made the 11th annual “Laugh Your Face Off” possible. We are so grateful, we are so hopeful. Change is coming.
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The injustice.
Chicago Vince
@ChicagoVinceOct 23
Charissa Thompson was reminiscing about much fun she had on #ShaqVs in the Prime post game show, but no shout out to her former co-host, @pattomasulo while in Chicago.
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Where's Artie Bucco when you need him?
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 18
Two bunnies on the field in the CFL, as seen on the TSN broadcast. 🐇🐇🏈
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Pat Tomasulo@pattomasuloJul 20
I’ll be speaking at @TEDxChicago this year about the realities of being a caregiver. True to fashion, I will not mince words. It’ll be funny, raw, deeply personal, and hopefully illuminating. But not motivational- I don’t do Tony Robbins. See you October 3rd. Tickets on sale.
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Barry
@BarryOnHereSep 15
"Xenu was an alien dictator from 75 million years ago who transported billions of beings to Earth, placed them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Anyway, I think you & Travis would be great members."
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Black Ditka
@LostHebrew_DreSep 13
How Caleb Williams pulled up to Carolina Panthers home and put up 60 points of offense
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Best live performance I've ever seen.
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@U2Sep 11
Super Bowl XXXVI. 2002. A tribute to the lives lost on September 11, 2001.
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Rory Cooper
@rorycooperSep 11
Still hits the same
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PequodsPizza@PequodsPizzaAug 20
We’re always happy to have Jon Porter @ChiPizzaTour stop by Pequod’s, but it’s extra special when it’s for a good cause. 🍕 Jon recently hosted Pat Tomasulo, Jeff Mauro and two lucky contest winners for Pat’s annual @laffyourfaceoff charity pizza tour this year!
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📣 Announcing the "Back After This?" Tour. Five shows announced for this Fall/Winter, with more to follow. Tickets at pattomasulo.com/shows/
🤖 Made with AI
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Squeezing a "Geez-O-Pete" between a "b***h" and a "f*** you" is next level.
TMZ
@TMZAug 18
😳 Things got heated in a Detroit newsroom when a news anchor seemingly lost her cool with a coworker. 🎥: Fox 2 Detroit
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Detroit Robin Baumgarten
john jackson
@pvtjokerusAug 16
“Do you think you could eat beaver?”
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If you drive an hour to an IMAX screening of The Odyssey, it starts 15 minutes late because of a projector issue, they run the movie anyway, it craps out with an hour left, and they give you a voucher to see said 3 hour movie & drive 2 hours round-trip again, how does one react?
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For anyone new to the City in the summertime.
Pat Tomasulo@pattomasulo1 Apr 2019
My summary of what "The Playpen" in Lake Michigan is.
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I’ll be speaking at @TEDxChicago this year about the realities of being a caregiver. True to fashion, I will not mince words. It’ll be funny, raw, deeply personal, and hopefully illuminating. But not motivational- I don’t do Tony Robbins. See you October 3rd. Tickets on sale.
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From one guy with good hair to another. 🧔🏻‍♂️➡️🧔🏻‍♂️ @pattomasulo @ColeKmet @ChicagoBears
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This past Saturday, our colleagues attended the 11th Annual Laugh Your Face Off, Chicago’s premier comedy fundraiser benefiting The Facial Pain Research Foundation. Supporting research to end trigeminal neuralgia and neuropathic facial pain, the event has raised $960,000 and counting.
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DeanRichards@DeanRichardsApr 26
Such a great night at @pattomasulo's "Laugh Your Face" Off benefit at Navy Pier. So fun, so important. Congrats on raising so much money and awareness for @The Facial Pain Research Foundation to END Trigeminal Neuralgia. (below: Me, Pat, George Pappas)
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I feel like a lot of people have made your face hurt.
Seth@14sbrownApr 26
Replying to @barstoolWSD @pattomasulo
I feel like someone has to cracked the joke "does your face hurt, because it's killing me"
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