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the game is afoot
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Employees of the stores on their breaks, generally.
IF YOU GO THROUGH STRIP MALL PARKING LOTS THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE JUST SITTING IN THEIR IDLING VEHICLE ON THEIR PHONE, WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT
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Nothing is more Chicagoan than talking about where you went to high school.
Me: "You did your secondary school in Holland." Pope Leo XIV: "The town next to where I grew up was South-Holland, Illinois. And then I went to high-school in Holland, Michigan. The Tulip Festival was always part of my life." 🌷
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work is done Office Safety 1991 / United States / Barr Films 💀sound on💀
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Burger 🫶🍔
notice he used Burger to change american voters hearts and minds
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OMAR 😍😍😍😍😍😍
Seeing Mamdani with just a mustache now reminded me of one of the great mysteries of my childhood: why does Mom sometimes say the name “Omar Sharif” and then sigh dramatically?
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who did this
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As someone who can generally be pretty funny (or at least tries very hard to be so), I will note that if I am just standing around outside, I am probably daydreaming pretty heavily and it may just take me a second to realize that you spoke to me and what you said.
walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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patty retweeted
May we have your attention, please… Your 2026 Silver Slugger finalists!
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They loved a frame narrative back in the day!
I love when you read an old book and its like a narrator who finds a manuscript by a guy who’s being told the story by another guy who was only tangentially involved in the plot of the actual novel
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I don’t want “revenge”. I want the people who have been openly, gleefully destroying the country, and breaking the law throughout, to be held legally accountable and prosecuted, which is the bare minimum for maintaining a functioning democracy. Incidentally, I also want revenge
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Woke 3 we're sending men who call women "bitches" to re-education camps
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I know Nathan Fielder was freaking people out at that business school.
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Dear Stacey Abrams, This moment is dedicated to YOU. Before Keisha Lance Bottoms made history as the first Black woman elected governor in America, you dared to show us that it was possible. You ran when the road was uncertain. You stood tall when the outcome wasn’t what we’d hoped. And instead of allowing defeat to define your story, you continued the work of making sure our voices were heard. Your courage, your grace, your commitment to voting rights, and your power to organize helped lay the groundwork for a Georgia that looks different today. And while we celebrate this historic victory and the wave of change sweeping across the country, we cannot forget the women who helped make moments like this possible. Stacey, we see you. We thank you. And we give you your flowers. Video: @thezactivist
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Finally a real american in power not those white immigrants
Toda el aura la ganadora de la gobernación de Nuevo México con esos outfits. Deb Haaland, primera mujer nativa americana en gobernar un estado en la historia de los Estados Unidos
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Wtf they just updated my calendar at work
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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how today feels
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she's speaking now
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The horse? Woke af (but sadly can’t vote).
"The rest of Illinois" and it's 4 people and a horse
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