Carlos Spicyweiner

Because of the Chewbacca suit, I have not gone to the bathroom since leaving my house at 8am.

Happy Halloween! If you ever wanted to buy a car from a wookiee, now's your chance.

I dont want to talk about the election. I want to talk about how I put down soil replenisher on my lawn before all this rain and it is gonna look AWESOME in a couple weeks.

Probably the biggest home run David Hamilton will ever hit. Absolutely refreshing to see him hit it, not pimp it and just put his head down and run around the bases. #brewers

This fall overseed just keeps getting better.

I think my fall overseed went well.

My emotional support dog is starting to need her own emotional support dog.

All over for another year.

I like the reporter asking Dan Wilson how excited he is to see Cole Young Michael Arroyo and Laz Montes next season as if he's going to be watching them in any capacity besides as a fan. #mariners

I remember it like it was yesterday!

Peanut butter Oh Henry is the greatest thing ever.

3 weeks apart. An aggressive overseed of elite turf type tall fescue and the 2027 lawn is on the way.

Cal Raleigh with a bomb right when I'm about to drop an "i hate this team, don't waste your life being a Mariners fan like me" tweet. Just enough hope to keep me coming back. All we need is a manager and a bullpen.

Foam cannons are fun.

It's funny because it's true.

This is my favorite part of being a #Mariners fan. Late in the season thinking about all the time you spent watching a team that isn't going to the playoffs. Again. All the stupid losses, brain cramp plays and questionable managerial decisions. Next year!

Didn't realize the #Mariners were playing the 1989 A's tonight.

Nothing like being down 1 in the bottom of 9 and sending up a PH hitting .109 on the year.

I'm going to the Cheesecake Factory. Get a drink.

Not even trying to win.