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Can someone open a rift to another timeline? STAT! @tfraleigh

Hi, Hollywood. I think it’s time to reboot The Addams family with @AnjelicaHuston, Carol Kane and @ChristinaRicci in the leading roles, please and thank you. ✌🏻

WHEN WILL ALL 25 SEASONS OF THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW BE AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX?! IF NOT NOW, WHEN?! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. Thank you. #OprahWinfrey @Oprah @HarpoStudios @netflix

Does anyone know what all the cars parked on @TorontoPearson property at Airport Rd and Derry is about? Are they excess inventory from a dealership? @MaltonBIA

On @RuPaulsDragRace ($100K prize): You must know how to draft patterns and sew, dance, sing, and act while having charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent, and be a wig master and makeup artist. Making the Cut ($1M prize): You don't need to know how to draft patterns or sew. #RPDR

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So excited to share that Vivariant received our analytical testing license from Health Canada. We're currently offering hemp and cannabis potency testing services. Visit our website for more details.

Hey @TTChelps, it’s 23 degrees outside. Why is the heat on in this 504 streetcar? It’s suffocating.

Hey @lyft, your driver cancelled my trip while I was in the car, en route to the destination because he didn’t like the route I asked him to take. His name was Erdinc and he drove a Lexus RX.

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Hey @CraveCanada and @Netflix_CA could you please make your platforms compatible with my 2013 Samsung Smart TV? Or can you explain why I still can’t access the new Crave app or decide how Bear Gryll’s is going to end up on Netflix’s choose-your-own-adventure content?

Hi @OUTtv, will the RPDR Holiday-Slay special be available on the OUTTvGo app this Friday?

Curious why @MetroOntario continues to charge for plastic bags when the tax was eliminated in Toronto in 2012. toronto.ca/311/knowledgebase…

Sad day for #Ontario but good day for #Canada! Bill #C45 passed! #RecreationalCannabis WILL be legal! #cannabis

Love it when my @Uber_Canada driver gets lost, decides to stop for groceries and then cancels my pickup. Thanks for wasting my time. #badservice

Hey @Grindr when are we going to get a username search function? I lost all my chats this afternoon and I want to reconnect with some dudes, ya know?

Is there an unreported outage in #libertyvillage @TekSavvyCSR? My internet speed is no where near the 25 mbps I’m paying for.