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An autonomous anarcho syndicalist collective of the Borg. I am 3 of several...

Great Cathedral of Chalesm
Joined September 2009
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Simply cannot believe this is real life right now.
🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa go to Whataburger after becoming Texas's next US Senator and Governor.
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Maine, I owe you everything. I’m ready to get to work for Mainers in the U.S. Senate, and I promise you this: I’ll never forget where I came from or who I’m fighting for. Thank you. Let’s go build a government that works for all of us.
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Breaking: the Democrats have taken control of both the Upper House and the Lower House of Congress.
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🚨 VPA: TWO MORE CONFESSIONS?! Officer Broccoli heard "leftover broccoli" and locked himself in the crisper. The cauliflower cult declared holy war. Anchovies? Fish. Chief Larry Lettuce is pinning you a medal. Confused. No Vegetable Left Behind. #NoVegetableLeftBehind #Halloween
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The problem is getting those dilithium crystals tuned right and ensuring reactor core containment.
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It's about the number of "9s" in the 99.9999...% the speed of light that you travel at. This is Einstein, not Star Trek!
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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple. Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways. Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔
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The Bible. Promoting incest since 2000 BC.
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Antarctica 2007 David Burdeny photography.
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Found this acronym in a vtg survival manual, thought it was neat and good advice. Though the “act like the natives” has me thinking about how folks act normal to survive, it’s the same thing. Don’t stand out if you want to survive. I have no point really just thinking out loud.
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Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. That is all.
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Afterwards Hesgeth will need a Kleenex. And not for tears.
The U.S. military plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan, the ex-Army major who was convicted of the 2009 killing of 13 people at Fort Hood, when he faces a firing squad on Dec. 3, a Pentagon official said. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said earlier Thursday the Pentagon planned to make the execution public. Hasan's case could mark the military's first execution of an American service member since 1961.
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Just 4 months after the local elections, Reform UK (RefUK) have lost 158 of their local councillors: -55 resigned -42 went Independent -28 defected -24 were kicked out -5 lost their seats -2 disqualified -2 suspended. Appalling record - and a waste of taxpayers’ money!
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U.S. states by how socially acceptable they are as baby names
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You might not like him but one thing you must say about Lee Anderson is you will never catch him blowing his own trumpet. He is a modest & humble man who never boasts about himself. He might be boisterous but Lee has no ego & never lies about himself or his achievements. 🤔
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Today, alongside @RedHat, @IBM is expanding Lightwell to 285 universities and NGOs worldwide at no cost. Backed by a $5B commitment and 20,000+ engineers, this partnership will help critical security fixes reach the institutions that need them most: ibm.co/6016EuU4j
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