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Breaking: the Democrats have taken control of both the Upper House and the Lower House of Congress.
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🚨 VPA: TWO MORE CONFESSIONS?! Officer Broccoli heard "leftover broccoli" and locked himself in the crisper. The cauliflower cult declared holy war. Anchovies? Fish. Chief Larry Lettuce is pinning you a medal. Confused.
No Vegetable Left Behind.
#NoVegetableLeftBehind #Halloween
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The problem is getting those dilithium crystals tuned right and ensuring reactor core containment.
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It's about the number of "9s" in the 99.9999...% the speed of light that you travel at.
This is Einstein, not Star Trek!
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Genuinely feel sorry for this young married couple.
Apparently their suitcase containing the lubricating gel, whips, little blue tablets, open crotch tracksuit trousers, flap moisturiser and anal fungus spray has been lost by British Airways.
Their honeymoon is ruined. 😔
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Found this acronym in a vtg survival manual, thought it was neat and good advice. Though the “act like the natives” has me thinking about how folks act normal to survive, it’s the same thing. Don’t stand out if you want to survive. I have no point really just thinking out loud.
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Afterwards Hesgeth will need a Kleenex. And not for tears.
The U.S. military plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan, the ex-Army major who was convicted of the 2009 killing of 13 people at Fort Hood, when he faces a firing squad on Dec. 3, a Pentagon official said.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said earlier Thursday the Pentagon planned to make the execution public.
Hasan's case could mark the military's first execution of an American service member since 1961.
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Just 4 months after the local elections, Reform UK (RefUK) have lost 158 of their local councillors:
-55 resigned
-42 went Independent
-28 defected
-24 were kicked out
-5 lost their seats
-2 disqualified
-2 suspended.
Appalling record - and a waste of taxpayers’ money!
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Scientists found that the creatine supplement millions take for muscle gains is quietly raising brain energy levels and slowing early Alzheimer’s cognitive decline by 30%
thesciverse.org/scientists-f…
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You might not like him but one thing you must say about Lee Anderson is you will never catch him blowing his own trumpet.
He is a modest & humble man who never boasts about himself.
He might be boisterous but Lee has no ego & never lies about himself or his achievements.
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