Hey @Verizon thanks for making sure the scam voicemail still makes it through even when you can’t deliver my own text messages.

The fucking US…. Where your own texts won’t send but all the scammy voice messages always make it through.

Hey @Samsung I bought one of your TVs a couple years ago and it already broke. Do you want your shit back or should I just throw it out?

Spent all day transferring 20 years worth of accounts that I set up on my @Purdue alumni email address to a new address because Purdue is discontinuing the email service they originally said was good for life. I'm about 10% through. What a fucking waste of time.

I want to write an app that forwards every scam voice message to our representatives in Congress. @RepSchneider @SenatorDurbin @SenDuckworth how would you feel about this?

.@RepSchneider @SenatorDurbin @SenDuckworth As my representatives in Congress why aren’t you doing anything to make this shit stop?!?!

.@RepDanGoldman OUT! Enjoy retirement!

Got my popcorn ready to watch @RepDanGoldman get voted out of Congress for being a shitty rep.

.@CNBC what is your definition of success? @SpaceX still doesn't make any money. cnbc.com/2026/06/13/from-10p…

Just one more failure by @SenSchumer He shut down the government again and got nothing out of it. What a fucking loser! nbcnews.com/politics/congres…

Democrats voted harder. @TheDemocrats fucked them again. Stop voting for this useless party.

I went to @jewelosco for a couple vaccines. After taking my insurance info they told me they were free! Four months later they send be a bill for $200. Don't trust any @Albertsons store's free vaccine ads.

Hey @Albertsons, why did your pharmacist tell me my vaccines were free with insurance, only for you to send me a $200 bill 4 months later? 🤨 Is this how we’re doing business now? #CustomerService #HealthcareScams

3 hours, 40 mins to go through TSA. The United States is a third world country.

My whole twitter feed right now are @TheDemocrats whining about all the illegal things Trump and his administration are doing, but doing jack shit about it. If the Democrats ever take back the Gov they will then whine about Republicans blocking everything they campaigned on.

In Sept I received 2 travel vaccines from @Albertsons which my insurance, @AnthemBCBS, said would cost me $0. I just received a $200 bill from Albertsons because I guess Anthem decided in Nov the price was actually $200 instead. How the fuck is this legal? What a fucking scam!

We need to normalize not bombarding users with a billion popup deals or email requests when you scroll down websites.

Hey @XfinitySupport my internet's been down for nearly 2 hours now because you're doing maintenance in the middle of a work day. WTF is wrong with you?

Never forget on 9/11: Republican George W. Bush was President. Republican George Pataki was Governor of NY. Republican Rudy Giuliani was Mayor of NYC. None of them stopped this. xitter.cf/EllieCohanim/status/19…

Today, Donald Trump is literally demolishing the White House. A year ago, @TheDemocrats were pleading with the @GOP to pass their conservative, bi-partisan immigration bill. The 2 parties are not the same. The Democrats are fucking pathetic and useless.