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Unexceptional product manager, no longer @Twitter Former king of Disney World.

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2009
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
Dear @JDVance: Did you know you can do stuff instead of just posting? You are part of the inner core of trump Administration officials who authorized the unconstitutional Iran War. Why don’t you work with trump to terminate the Iran War NOW instead of complaining about it?
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
i’m not saying they should necessarily let him off easy, but i do genuinely think if democrats voted to give him a big award the first day, we could have medicare for all in like. february.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
Lawyer up.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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Bro shoulda voice tweeted this. SMH.
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lol, lmao even.
JD Vance makes a recommendation on who to vote for in the midterms: "Vote for the people who have solutions to lower the cost of gas, don't vote for the people who made the problem to begin with."
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
people in the US don’t protest like they do in France because the propaganda in the US is so strong that people internalize their failures instead of correctly seeing it as a product of a immoral, capitalist system
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
"Might not be able to fly but I have an engine"- Porsche mission S
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Ok now that the bots are gone, does literally anyone on this platform believe this stuff lol?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
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Crazy to see the replies on @WhiteHouse when the Russian bot farms are down. Where’d all the MAGA people go??
Under President Trump, criminals who disrupt the integrity of America's elections will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
I can’t believe we have to say this, but the annihilation of two major American cities — more than 5 million people — is not a “small price to pay” for Trump's illegal war. Neither are the 19 American troops and 3,000+ Iranians who lost their lives. Our president is unhinged.
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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And why was this diesel banned from highway usage I wonder??
JUST NOW: President Donald J. Trump signs an Executive Order to temporarily allow off-road “dyed” diesel for highway use, lowering costs for Americans. This action will put money directly BACK in the pockets of American farmers, truckers, & workers. 🇺🇸
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I’d love to know what it’s like being the person who runs this account.
Replying to @WhiteHouse
As restricted global diesel supply, driven by the Russia-Ukraine war and a lack of refining capacity around the world, including Democrat-led States that chose to shut down their refineries in the name of “Green Energy” policies, has led to rising prices, further action is necessary to provide Americans with relief.
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
We accept
BREAKING: Iran sets a new condition for reopening the Strait of Hormuz, saying President Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu must no longer hold power.
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Congrats @AlaskaAir ya did it! 4/4 of my recent flights with you have been delayed. It’s amazing how consistently you disappoint me 🫠
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Patrick Czapla retweeted
stuff like this must feel so awesome if you're stupid
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Since starting my new job I’m 3/3 on @AlaskaAir being over an hour delayed on flights. Good to see some things never change and Alaska still can’t keep a schedule.
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