Hypothetical marionettist, grammar nerd, avid woodsman & unabashed liberal. I get to help bring cool SaaS things to market. Opinions are mine. Facts are facts.
Portland, Oregon
Joined October 2008
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DaBella?
Dat’s da best da club could do?
Definite downgrade.
Da dum dum dum.
#rctid @TimbersFC
One of these teams looks like they’ve practiced. The other not so much. #RCTID
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“Darcelle was known to say she hoped she’d die onstage and simply dissolve into glitter.”nytimes.com/2023/03/29/arts/…
(The password is "CRAP.") Crap ownership, crap management, and a number of crap players in key roles.
Burn it down and rise from the ashes.
#RCTID
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Sesame Street did some really great shit back in the day. This bit is pure gold. Enjoy.
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Things we love to see. 🥰
Have fun storming the castle, friends! Bring us back the spatula! #BAONPDX
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Please help me understand how you reconcile your advocacy for mental health with your abandonment of the women of the #PortlandThorns who wear your logo on their jerseys and play in a park that bears your name.
I'll wait...
@ProvidencePlan #rctid #BAONPDX
#MentalHealth is important to discuss year-round but take some time this Mental Illness Awareness Week to check in on family and friends. Living with mental illness can be tough. Show loved one’s extra kindness and that they’re not alone! bit.ly/2l0e15y #MIAW
wakey wakey #baonpdx crew! today I’m wondering how the stadium AND jersey sponsor @ProvidencePlan @providence hasn’t had the integrity to stand up and insist Merritt Paulson sell the team. they’re the ones who boast caring about standing with the most vulnerable, and yet 🦗.
This, friends, is what good journalism looks like.
Thanks and keep at it @billoram
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The job of chief executive for the Timbers and Thorns will belong to Merritt Paulson, no matter what he calls it, until he calls it quits and sells the clubs.
My column on Paulson’s latest maneuver to delay the inevitable: oregonlive.com/portland-thor…
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Bill Oram: Merritt Paulson is delaying the inevitable with incremental gestures oregonlive.com/portland-thor…
Miss @kingjebo so much in PDX - both on the pitch & in the community.
Congrats on an amazing season and thank you for the great work you do.
#RCTID teapaw.org/SJEarthquakes/status/1…
Wait … so you’re telling me there won’t be any new episodes of “Murder, She Wrote?”
Gut punch.
#RIP Angela Lansbury
Where does he stand on a professional sports franchise that systemically harasses female athletes and employees? Better yet, where do you stand?
🦗🦗🦗
#RCTID #BAONPDX
“Prioritizing mental wellness should be just as important as caring for physical ailments.” Dr. Paul Giger, PHP’s Medical Director of Behavioral Health, discusses mental health and wellbeing on the blog: bit.ly/3NclKUZ
Merritt Paulson knew that Mike Golub was an issue and chose to do nothing for almost ten years:
In 2013 “Cindy Parlow Cone reported to Merritt Paulson, while serving as coach of the Portland Thorns, (Mike) Golub asked her, “what’s on your bucket list besides sleeping with me?”
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William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/wil…
