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application to work part time at a bookstore got rejected bc when they asked my experience with books i said “i have a masters degree in english” and they said that makes me sound like a douche
it's so cool that we're in an argument unit right now because i get to have kids practice writing what they need to for the unit while also talking about these midterms
pea brain, m.a. retweeted
.@BeauBayh : “My friends, it is clear we have won this race!”
Indiana, your next Democratic Secretary of State!
saw a take that said not knowing choosin texas is misogynistic but i’m here to say that i work a teaching job and a retail job and have heard it at neither
watching mr smith goes to washington and my headcannon is that jimmy stewart is autistic and his special interest is boys
bisexual women: do. NOT take your cis bf to pride.
take him to the opening night of phoebe bridgers’s lost tour
i went to aerie to get a bra and pulled out my membership card for them to scan. girl said, “i’ve never seen this,” and paged a coworker over who then asked, “are you, like, vintage?” not if the card (from 2014) was, but if *i* was vintage
lol
i saw the weinermobile yesterday at portillos and after i got a picture in front of it, the driver came back, at which point a cop who was parked next to me hyped himself up, knocked on the window, and asked to go inside. when he came out he was cheesing big time
me after getting the orange cream matcha, hating it, then continuing to drink after my fiance said to just stop
im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."
She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."
me personally if i’m ending up in a situation where you can only have sex once a year, i’m also going to the beach that makes you old to benefits from the time trap
my take is that i only go if there’s no risk at all to me bc i’ve been t boned twice during turns that i did have right of way on. so i am generally more cautious
BUT ALSO if i’m about to turn on red and somebody behind me honks at me, i’m not going bc fuck you it’s red
