hello empaths

Joined September 2018
We went to Walmart and Ben was like “omg they’re playing Padam Padam!” And then realized it was just the song playing full blast on his phone in his pocket
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Great I’m heading to a rural part of America with only Apple Pay to purchase things yet again. It gets people so mad and makes it even more difficult for me to pass as someone who isn’t an annoying faggot
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Our deep dive into Bryan Johnson is out! We talk about how he is harvesting his son Talmage for more than just blood, his mormon background, and what hormones he is currently taking. @majortransceleb Join us ⭐️🫡 Listen free here: patreon.com/posts/83755783?u…
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This British guy was literally trying to fight me bc I was rude about a coat he lost (?) he was serious tho like in my face and actually said “let’s take it outside bruv” so I just acted gayer and then he started apologizing so much and told me about his anger issues
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Personally I think it’s that gay guys don’t want to see themselves, they want to see beautiful women with untreated personality disorders
Joel Kim Booster on the discourse around his rom-com #FireIsland: “Gay men are especially critical of a media that depicts us because we are so starved for it.” bit.ly/45cmhjW
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The way I just stood in the isle at this grocery store and googled every bullshit ingredient listed on this 12$ box Keto Oreos is so apex predator of me
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Noticing that a lot of gay guys have their mothers face
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New excuse for being late just dropped
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These lowlife pole smokers releasing their Nola video after us 😂😂😂🤣 how does our dust taste
Knock, knock 🚪👀 Your new chapter awaits! ✨ Queer Eye Season 7 is NOW STREAMING only on @Netflix!
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Is your mans phone on DND? GAY. Is he excited to see his boys? GAY. Does he suggest you split entree's? GAY. Seems like men cant do anything nowadays without being called gay. Join us as we get into the most comprehensive list of things men CANT DO patreon.com/posts/82904964?u…
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Sometimes when it hits like witching hour I love to gesture with a little gay claw hand towards my girlfriends (drunk) and seeing what they offer up…they always give something and results would shock you
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Crying at jacques saying it that way
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More clips coming later! Or you could watch the full thing on Patreon now. 😏 Huge thank you to Janelle Howerton @queefermadness for video editing and to our sweet boy Max @sweetxpalma for audio editing. Mwah
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Our first of MANY little run ins with God that night
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Of course we also have nighttime coverage too. Here's the full interview with traveling GoGo dancer Gingernetics. My favorite interview.
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Yet another one up. This is what I meant when I said instead of looking for crazy people…you give the crazy person the mic.
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“I don’t mean to one up y’all” Full 40 minutes now uploading to patreon!
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The craziest Cajun enby you know Interrogating the drunkest people ever At the greatest free show on earth its... SEEKING DERANGEMENTS AT MARDI GRAS Our first movie is out tomorrow on Patreon
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