@peterwarren

Porno tastemaker. Mayor of chair. Schlemiel/schlimazel. Alias: Wetscrog Rex 🥃 IG: thatpeterwarren📍Scribblings @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/nqVSs969Xy and https://xitter.cf/t.co/pSkIlKo4SJ

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Joined December 2008
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EXTRA! EXTRA! RIP Scrogma, Say Hello to SCROG TUAH ow.ly/VfVt50ZkVPZ
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Someday I will record my Weird Al-style parody song of “The Sound of Silence” called “The Smell of Smegma”
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yes, i have indeed worked all day. i'm pooped. time for bed.
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I'm cooking up a DiGiorno. I'll let you know if I end up confusing it with delivery.
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i've said it before and i'll say it again, makers of porn websites: fast-forward and rewind buttons—why don't you provide them?
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i'm really tired of these websites logging me out all the damn time, you know what i mean?
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i ordered some chicken korma
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My friends... I just got out of the most brutal #AVNNominations meeting so far this year. and now i will drink. happy #6ourbon7ime
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i really need to go to the store
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i just really want some milk rn
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well i definitely just watched the best g/g scene not only of this year, but possibly of the last 20 years. HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
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i need to watch Dawn of the Dead, it's been too long. also, i need Dawn of the Dead on laser.
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why is everybody liking the twxt about me getting fat
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here it is once again for an annual reminder—me watching g/g scenes: "don't fuck it up, don't fuck it up, don't fuck it, don't fuck it up ......... GODDAMN YOU MUTHERFUCKER, YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!!!"
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it's a little bit akin to watching a horror movie and yelling at the screen for the girl not to go into that room.
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why tf am i getting all these emails about peptides
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oooooh i ordered me some mac & cheeeeeeese
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i think it's gonna be another postmates night
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ok, it's time for some serious lesbianism
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i'm gonna get fat from all this popcorn
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i don't know how instant ramen cups work but they sure are magical
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